The Arrival of the Judges Lyrics

2023 West End
The Great British Bake Off Musical - The Arrival of the Judges Lyrics

The song is written by Pippa Cleary and Jake Brunger.

JIM: (spoken)
Before we get cracking
It's the judges you know and love!

KIM: (spoken)
Please welcome back
National treasure, Dame Pam Lee!

PAM: (spoken)
Hello

I am so delighted to be here once more
Nibbling on your nougat
A thrill a just adore
I know how you're feeling
I'm a cook myself
I can't help you bake
But I'll give you clues
If you leak, or squirt, or begin to ooze
And I'll always score you highly
If you add more booze!

KIM: (spoken)
And now, mister blue-eyеs
Himself!

JIM: (spoken)
Yes, it's thе man who puts
The "Ding" in [?]

KIM: (spoken)
Phil Hollinghurst!

PHIL: (spoken)
Hiya everyone, you alright?

People think I'm scary
They don't understand
I'm a proper softie, and I might just
Shake your hand!

JIM & KIM:
He's a silver fox

PHIL: (spoken)
Oh, no

JIM & KIM:
With his spikey locs
We're here to impart our years of skill
And our agents send them a lovely bill...
But everybody loves them, its Pam and Phil

JIM: (spoken)
The judges everyone!

The Great British Bake Off Musical Lyrics

Prologue
The Bake Off Tent
The Arrival of the Judges
Obviously
Somewhere In The Dough
Slap It Like That
Bring on the Scone
Grow
The Handshake Song
My Dad
All the Way
The Perfect Petit Fours
Don't Send Me Home
Rise