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2023 West End
The Great British Bake Off Musical - The Handshake Song Lyrics
The song is written by Pippa Cleary and Jake Brunger.
THE BAKERS:
Each night I have a dream
That he'll come to me with his piercing stare
He'll have that twinkle in his eye
(He'll have that twinkle in his eye)
Pink from the oven's heat with his strong physique
My heart skips a beat
(Skips a beat)
That master baker's quite a guy
(Quite a guy, quite a guy)
At the end of his arm is an infamous palm
And it slowly starts to tease me
Put your pinkie in mine,
Let our digits entwine
How I long for them to squeeze me
(Squeeze me, squeeze me)
So shake, shake my hand
Let me feel your touch
(Ah, ah, it's never too much)
It's part of your brand
Let me feel the thrill
(Ah, ah, I pray that you will)
There is so much at stake
Will I ever (ever, ever) ever get a handshake?
(Ah, ah, so shake, shake my hand)
Philip, will you wrap your hand in mine?
'Cause I've got a body part for you to sign
Yeah, you can pick any tomato on my vine
I've even made you a bagel shrine
We love to see you tour around the hobs
Your demonstrations really turn our marks
We read your recipes all the time
'Cause Mister male judge, you're so fine!
So shake, shake my hand
Let me feel your touch
(Ah, ah, it's never too much)
It's part of your brand
Let me feel the thrill
(Ah, ah, I pray that you will)
There is so much at stake
Will I ever (ever, ever) ever get a handshake?
(Ah, ah, so shake, shake my hand)
Review: The Great British Bake Off Musical Lyrics
The Great British Bake Off Musical Lyrics
Prologue
The Bake Off Tent
The Arrival of the Judges
Obviously
Somewhere In The Dough
Slap It Like That
Bring on the Scone
Grow
The Handshake Song
My Dad
All the Way
The Perfect Petit Fours
Don't Send Me Home
Rise
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