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2023 West End
The Great British Bake Off Musical - Slap It Like That Lyrics
The song is written by Pippa Cleary and Jake Brunger.
PHIL:
I used to ski the Austrian alps
I loved to explore off-paste (Aah)
Until one fateful day I fell
And was rescued by a priest
He barely spoke a single word
But Herman was a baking nerd
And his strudel, in particular, was famed
And it was all down to this one technique
He claimed kneading is always well and good
But really, quite old hand
If you want your dough to swell
You mein freund should give it a slap
Yes, it feels a little odd to make your hand gyrate
But if you want a revolution,
Innovators innovate
So try, raise your elbow high
And whirl it 'round in the sky
And I'll be keeping a beady eye
Pound it down upon that bench
Work it 'til your biceps clench
Take back pastry from the French
You've gotta
Slap (slap) slap it like that
Make your gluten strong
Slap (slap) slap it like that
He's the god, he's never wrong
Whip it!
Beat it!
Flick your wrist!
Give it one almighty twist
I wanna hear it thwack
Slap it like that
(Slap it like that, slap it like that, come on)
Oh yeah
Slap it like that
(Slap it like that, slap it like that, come on)
Oh yeah, slap it like
I'm not slapping anything
I'm a peaceful sorta chap
Just picture Andy Murray's bum
Here's what I'd do, I'd give it a slap!
People will think I've lost the plot
But hey, I'll give it a go
Thankfully, I ride a pony
So it's not my first rodeo
Won't this look a bit obscene?
Surely this won't go on screen
I think I'll just use my machine
No, you should slap (slap) slap it like that
Raise your elbow high
Slap (slap) slap it like that
Swing it 'round and skim the sky
Whip it!
Beat it!
Bang it hard!
He's always been a little bit avant-garde
I feel like such a prat
Slap it like that
(Slap it like that,
Slap it like that, come on)
Ooh yeah
Slap it like that
(Slap it like that,
Slap it like that, come on)
Ooh yeah
Slap it like that
Whooo
Hey
Oooooooh, hey!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Ooh!
I can see a problem here
You've used too much courgette
Surely you should know by now
I don't like it wet
Pastry bases should be dry
But clearly you've forgotten
And you don't want to be the guy
Who's got a
Oh, how can I describe it?
Soggy bottom?
Don't be so disgusting!
Ooooh
Slap, slap, slap it like that
Raise your elbow high
(Slap it like that)
Slap, slap, slap it like that
Spin it 'round and skim the sky
Whip it!
Beat it!
Bang it down!
Roll that strudel all around
Grab it like a cricket bat
More a hit than little pat
Let me hear that satisfying splat
Not bad
And slap it like that
(Slap it like that,
Slap it like that, come on)
Ooh yeah!
Slap it like that
(Slap it like that,
Slap it like that, come on)
Yeah, yeah!
Slap it like that
(Slap it like that,
Slap it like that, come on)
Come on everybody
Slap it like that
(Slap it like that,
Slap it like that, come on)
Ooh, yeah!
Slap (Slap!) slap it like that!
Review: The Great British Bake Off Musical Lyrics
The Great British Bake Off Musical Lyrics
Prologue
The Bake Off Tent
The Arrival of the Judges
Obviously
Somewhere In The Dough
Slap It Like That
Bring on the Scone
Grow
The Handshake Song
My Dad
All the Way
The Perfect Petit Fours
Don't Send Me Home
Rise
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