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2021 West End
CINDERELLA Lloyd Webber Musical - Unfair Lyrics
"Unfair" is a song performed by Laura Baldwin (Adele), Georgina Castle (Marie) and Victoria Hamilton-Barritt (The Stepmother).
ADELE:
You took my purple broach
MARIE:
I like it, it's an amethyst
ADELE:
Well give it back right now before I give your neck a twist
MARIE:
You stole my dress
ADELE:
Well, yes that's true
But it looks good on me and not you
This necklace is divine
MARIE:
It's real and you are counterfeit
ADELE:
That necklace should be mine,
your throat is much too fat for it
MARIE:
You are a cow
ADELE:
You take that back
ADELE and MARIE:
Or I am giving you such a smack!
It's so unfair
I don't have a thing to wear
Unfair and cruel
Life's an imitation jewel
I'm in despair
Why should I care
To leave this chair
Or get off my derriere
MARIE: (spoken)
Cindеrella!
MARIE:
I need your help right now,
this gown cannot unzip itself
ADELE:
And god knows your moustachе
can't bleach your upper lip itself
MARIE:
Go shine our shoes
ADELE:
Two hundred pair
ADELE & MARIE:
How can it be that life's so unfair?
Unfair, unjust I must lie down for a while
Unfair, the strain and pain to remain in style
I'm fair, so fair, folks stop and stare
Unfair, I swear it's a mighty cross to bear
STEPMOTHER:
This life is so unfair
One daughter who's an imbecile, another half as bright
Not my idea, must be God's will
And then there's you just what I need
A thankless gift I must clothe and feed
Unfair, untoward distress I can ill afford
You are so lame at least I know who to blame
Just scrape and serve like I deserve
It's such a shame you are working my last nerve
Disgraceful, let's face it, it's you, Cinderella
You don't know your place and you never come through
You're lazy and brazen, it's true, Cinderella
A lot like your father, you're bothersome, too
You're feckless and worthless and dull, Cinderella
That we lost the prize is completely your fault
And open your eyes, take a look in the mirror
You've no sense of fashion, a visual assault
Be mindful, my kindness, though ample, is finite
I could change my mind in the blink of a lash
Get out of my sight or tonight may be my night
To show you the street when you throw out the trash
Pick up this place at once
Don't stand there like a speechless dunce
Lord, I don't ask a lot
Go dump and scrub my chamber pot
Then do the floors, get on all fours
Until they sparkle without a spot
Then dust the sills and doors
ADELE:
Refill the grout, I want no cracks
STEPMOTHER:
You must complete your chores
ADELE:
I'm due for my bikini wax
MARIE:
Where's my massage? I have a knot
STEPMOTHER:
Spit shine my boots
MARIE:
Touch up my roots
STEPMOTHER:
Just know your place
MARIE & ADELE:
And shut your face
STEPMOTHER, ADELE & MARIE:
'Cause you're our servant, like it or not
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SYNOPSIS
Buns 'n' Roses
It Has to Be Her
Bad Cinderella
So Long
Unfair
Unbreakable
Hunks Song
Man's Man
So Long (Reprise)
Only You, Lonely You
I Know You
I Know You (Reprise)
The Village Square
Unfair (Reprise)
The Godmother's Shop
Beauty Has a Price
The Ball
I Know I Have A Heart
Act 2, Scene 2
I Am No Longer Me
Moment of Triumph
What Were You Thinking?
Far Too Late
Ego Has a Price
The Ceremony
Marry for Love
Cinderella's Soliloquy
The Wedding Party
Finale
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