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Broadway
Caroline, or Change the Musical - Noah Has A Problem Lyrics
ROSE:
Noah has a problem!
A problem with money!
A problem with change,
Loose change in his pockets!
He's forever leaving it, leaving it, leaving it,
Do your kids do things like that?
I bet they mind their money.
CAROLINE:
Yes Mrs. Gellman, they real good about money.
ROSE:
Mm-hmm.
We have to
Teach Noah, we have to teach Noah,
To mind his money; to handle change!
So listen, I need you to help me teach him.
From now on if you find
Change in his pockets,
When you do the washing,
Just keep it,
Just keep it,
If he leaves it, it's yours.
CAROLINE:
I always find moneys
He leave in his pocket,
Pennies and nickels.
They go in the bleach cup.
I gives his money back to him.
I don't wanna take pennies from a baby.
Give him a whupping.
ROSE: (aside)
I hope she's not offended.
I hope this is the right thing.
Oh brother this is embarrassing!
(to CAROLINE)
I know but from now on,
You keep it; I'm sure
You can probably sue it? Mm-hmm.
And Noah must learn to mind it, or lose it.
It'll be like a raise!
Like Noah pays a share of your salary
For the cooking and cleaning,
You take such good care of us,
And?
(aside)
Other people's maids
Are so much nicer,
She never smiles,
It'd be wrong to fire her, but
How on earth did you stand it, Betty?
Jesus, lady, smile already!
(to CAROLINE)
He needs to learn consequences, mm-hmm.
I don't believe in whupping kids. Uh-uh.
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SYNOPSIS
16 Feet Beneath The Sea
The Radio
Laundry Quintet
Noah Down The Stairs
The Cigarette
Laundry Finish
The Dryer
I Got Four Kids
Caroline, There's Extra Food
There Is No God, Noah
Rose Stopnick Can Cook
Long Distance
Dotty and Caroline
Moon Change
Moon Trio
The Bus
That Can't Be
Noah and Rose
Inside / Outside
JFK
No One Waitin
Night Mamma
Gonna Pass Me A Law
Noah, Go To Sleep
Noah Has A Problem
Stuart and Noah
Quarter In The Bleach Cup
Caroline Takes My Money Home
Roosevelt Petrucius Coleslaw
Santa Comin' Caroline
Little Reward
1943
Mr. Gellman's Shirt
Ooh Child
Rose Recovers
I Saw Three Ships
The Chanukah Party
Dotty and Emmie
Mr. Stopnick and Emmie
Kitchen Fight
A Twenty Dollar Bill and Why
I Hate The Bus
Moon, Emmie and Stuart Trio
The Twenty Dollar Bill
Caroline and Noah FIght
Aftermath
Sunday Morning
Lot's Wife
Salty Teardrops
Why Does Our House Have A Basement?
Underwater
Epilogue
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