Broadway Caroline, or Change the Musical - The Twenty Dollar Bill Lyrics
NOAH: The next day I go off to school.
ROSE: Noah, darling, study hard! You should see his last report card, Papa, everything Cs and Ds.
MR. STOPNICK: Look at this! The hypocrites! Eulogizing, rhapsodizing! Kennedy! Kennedy! They hated him! They murdered him! Did him in! And now?
ROSE: Good morning Caroline.
NOAH: All day long I sit at school, Drifting dreaming in the classroom, Inattentive cause I'm BORED!
ROSE, STUART, MR. STOPNICK: Study, Noah, study hard!
NOAH: Drawing doodles, Maccabees, Bumble bees, Christmas trees And all the toys I plan to buy with? Buy with? Buy with?
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN: Suddenly he sits up straight, Suddenly he can't concentrate! Suddenly open go the eyes!
NOAH: Suddenly I realize:
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN: A dreadful blow he has been dealt!
NOAH: Left my'left my?
NOAH, GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN: Chanukah Gelt!
NOAH: All that money! Twenty Dollars!
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN: Twenty dollars! In your pocket! In the pocket of your pants!
NOAH: In the pocket of my pants! There's still a chance! Maybe she hasn't done the laundry! There's all that cleaning after a party. Oh please clock please clock strike three now.
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN: Tick tock tick tock
NOAH: Anyhow She can't it's mine! She can't have my money! I'll sue! Aw come on, clock!
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN: It's only two.
NOAH: I'm plotzing with anxiety!
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN: Alright, already; Now it's three.
NOAH: Finally! The second I hear the three o'clock bell? I'm a bat out of hell! I run down the street'like a blur! And right away, the washing machine!
WASHING MACHINE: Consequences unforeseen. I'm on!
NOAH: In the basement! It's on! It's her! The spin cycle's already started to spin! She's down there! Wait! Wait! Caroline!
CAROLINE: What?
NOAH: Did you find??
CAROLINE: Yep, I did. And now it's mine.
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Caroline, or Change the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS 16 Feet Beneath The Sea The Radio Laundry Quintet Noah Down The Stairs The Cigarette Laundry Finish The Dryer I Got Four Kids Caroline, There's Extra Food There Is No God, Noah Rose Stopnick Can Cook Long Distance Dotty and Caroline Moon Change Moon Trio The Bus That Can't Be Noah and Rose Inside / Outside JFK No One Waitin Night Mamma Gonna Pass Me A Law Noah, Go To Sleep Noah Has A Problem Stuart and Noah Quarter In The Bleach Cup Caroline Takes My Money Home Roosevelt Petrucius Coleslaw Santa Comin' Caroline Little Reward 1943 Mr. Gellman's Shirt Ooh Child Rose Recovers I Saw Three Ships The Chanukah Party Dotty and Emmie Mr. Stopnick and Emmie Kitchen Fight A Twenty Dollar Bill and Why I Hate The Bus Moon, Emmie and Stuart Trio The Twenty Dollar Bill Caroline and Noah FIght Aftermath Sunday Morning Lot's Wife Salty Teardrops Why Does Our House Have A Basement? Underwater Epilogue
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