Lyrics and Music by Barry Wyner CALVIN BERGER the Musical - Security Meltdown Lyrics
CALVIN: "Less insecure," That's what they say. But I'm in high school and let's face it: Everyday is judgement day. So what's my fate/ I'll have to wait. And holy crap! It's almost 7:58!
(spoken) I can't be late on the first day of school! You know, other kids are so lucky they don't have to deal with things like this.
BRET: I hate my ass. It is my jinx. It must be made of polyester, 'Cause it never ever shrinks. The fattest ass in my whole class, And all those diet milkshakes do is give me gas! Look at Lady Gaga's butt. Is that a perfect butt or what? Soon it will be Christmas. I've been good and kind. Santa, might you grant a tight behind? Security meltdown,
CALVIN: Security Meltdown, oh, ah, ah...
BRET: I'm having a break down. I want boys to drool As I leave the pool In this security meltdown
CALVIN: Security meltdown
CALVIN AND BRET: Also known as school!
ROSANNA: What will they say In twenty years, When they are flipping through the yearbook And a shot of me appears? What is my 'thing'? My claim to fame? Or am I destined to be nothing but a name? Look how Calvin jokes around, And Bret says things that sound profound. Me, I'm just the 'it' girl. Boys like what they see. But could 'it' be all there is to me? Security meltdown, I'm having a breakdown.
CALVIN AND BRET: Security meltdown. Oh, ah, ah...
ROSANNA: Cool because you're hot Is truly not so cool In this security meltdown
CALVIN AND BRET: Security meltdown
CALVIN, BRET AND ROSANNA: Also known as school!
MATT: I could make a friend today, If I had something cool to say. "Yo, they call me Matt." What the heck was that?! Being new would be just fine. If I could find the perfect line. This could turn out well... Or it could be hell!
(overlapping)
BRET: Look at Taylor Johnson's ass, Rounded like an hourglass. Look at Julie Binder's thighs. No wonder she gets all the guys.
CALVIN: Look at Alex Nelson's face, Not one feature out of place. Look at Joe Divino's arms, Big as tree trunks.
ROSANNA: Look how Lisa tells a joke. If I tried that I'd probably choke. I'm so boring. They's be snoring.
MATT: Look at all the kids pass by. Why can't I just go say "Hi"? What's the holdup?
(together)
ALL: Call us superficial, But here, these facts are real.
CALVIN AND BRET: Hearts of gold just don't beat abs of steel!
ROSANNA AND MATT: Security meltdown! Security meltdown! Security meltdown!
CALVIN AND BRET: My eyes, My thighs, My butt, My gut, My hips, My lips, My chin, My skin, My nose, My clothes, My flab, My scab
ALL: Also known as school!
[Thanks to Brooke for lyrics]
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