Calvin Berger the Musical - How Can I Compete With That? Lyrics

Lyrics and Music by Barry Wyner
CALVIN BERGER the Musical - How Can I Compete With That? Lyrics

BRIDGET:
How can I compete with that?
She doesnt even have to try.
The girl has zero body fat.
She strolls the hall and grabs the eye of not just Calvin,
Not just Matt,
but every horn-ball passing by.
The steck is stacked.
The whole things wacked.
I might as well accept the fact,
I'll never have a face like hers,
Never face a choice like hers,
To boys competing for me, that I'd like to see.
But the one she doesnt want, doesnt want me.

CALVIN:
How can I compete with that?
The guys built like a bronosaurous.
Girls pass him in the hall and hear the "Halleljuah" chorus.
Why can't he have a flaw? And extra nipple or a jaw.
Cause what's the deal, is he forreal?
Does anyone feel how I feel?
His fingers bigger than my arm.
His arm is bigger than my leg.
This guys got muscles where they arent supposed to be.
If I could look like that, would she want me?

ROSANNA: It just wasn't meant to happen,
MATT: It just wasn't meant to happen,
ROSANNA: I've got to look ahead
Matt: I've got to look ahead
ROSANNA: Just when I fall for someone
Matt: I'll never talk like him
ROSANNA: I fall for a lie instead.
Matt: And how can i compete with that?

BRIDGET: Everybody sees my body
But nobody see's my body cause

CALVIN & BRIDGET: My body is my body.
My body is my body.

MATT & ROSANNA: It just wasnt meant to happen,
MATT: It just wasnt meant to happen
ROSANNA: How could I be so wrong
MATT: There's just one things

CALVIN & BRIDGET:
Everybody sees my body,
But nobody wants my body cause my body is my body.
My body is my body.
(repeated throughout Matt and Rosanna's musical dislouge)

CALVIN & BRIDGET: But if I could look like that
MATT: If I could talk like that

ALL: he/she would want me

CALVIN: How could I compete with that?

ROSANNA: It just wasnt meant to happen

BRIDGET & MATT: Want me

CALVIN: How could I compete with that?

ROSANNA: It just wasn't meant to be

BRIDGET & MATT: Want me

CALVIN: How could I compete with that?

BRIDGET & MATT: Want me

CALVIN: How could I compete with that?

BRIDGET: Want me

CALVIN: How could I compete with that?


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SYNOPSIS
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Don'tcha Think? Lyrics
It Just Wasn't Meant to Happen Lyrics
We're The Man! Lyrics
Never Know Lyrics
Saturday Alone Lyrics
More Than Meets The Eye Lyrics
Mr. Potato Head Lyrics
Graduation Day Lyrics
The Fight Lyrics
How Can I Compete With That? Lyrics
Perfect For You Lyrics
Calm, Cool, and Collected Lyrics
Finale Lyrics