Calvin Berger the Musical - Don'tcha Think? Lyrics

Lyrics and Music by Barry Wyner
CALVIN BERGER the Musical - Don'tcha Think? Lyrics

CALVIN: What are you talking about,
I am NOT obsessed with her!

BRET: Don'tcha think it's a little bit odd,
How you're so "Oh my God!" when she's near you.

BRET: Don'tcha think everyone of us sees
That you're different when she's in the room.
CALVIN: No I'm not!
BRET: This is not such a mystery,
We don't need Scooby Doo!
Calvin, everyone knows what you're feeling but you.
CALVIN: What I'm feeling. is that you're on crack.
BRET: Don'tcha think it's a bit of a sign
That your room is a shrine to Rosanna?
CALVIN: A few pictures!
BRET: Don'tcha think it's a little bizarre
That you drew a big R on your shoe?
CALVIN: That's for. wrestling.
BRET: It's a normal emotion,
We don't need Doctor Phil!
But if you honestly need me to say it, I will.
You're in looooooooooooooo-
CALVIN: Alright Bret. That's enough.
Bret, people are STARING. Stop it! Stop!
Alright, could you at least get to the V?
Could you finish the word? Please?
CALVIN: Thank you.

CALVIN: Augh! Bret, come on! Bret, stop! STOP!
Okay, okay, okay, I admit it! I admit it!
Maybe a tiny crush.
BRET: Turn around.
CALVIN: Rosanna. Oh my God, hi!
BRET: Rosanna:  Hi.
CALVIN: Wow, you look. happy!
BRET: I was just thinking about someone. special.
Someone you wanna get funky with?
CALVIN: Shut up, Bret.
BRET: Someone I want to... get to know better.
Calvin, can you meet me at the Hollywood diner around 7?
CALVIN: *squeaks*
BRET: Great!
CALVIN: Great!
BRET: Greeeaaat. See you tonight
CALVIN: See you tonight. Did Rosanna just ask me?.
You don't think?. You don't think??? You don't think???

BRET: That she's horny as hell,
And she's meeting to tell you she WANTS YOU.
BRET: When a girl asks a guy to hang out,
What could that be about, you tell me!
CALVIN: Oh my God, I gotta go.
BRET: Where are you going?
CALVIN: To figure out what the hell I'm gonna say.
BRET: Just tell her about your tiny crush!
CALVIN: Tiny crush?
BRET: That's what you said!
CALVIN: I'm in loooooooooooooooooooooo-
BRET: Calvin, she's still in the room.
She's gonna hear you Calvin! Calviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!
BRET: What a dumbass.

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Calvin Berger the Musical Lyrics

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Security Meltdown Lyrics
I Can See Him Now Lyrics
Don'tcha Think? Lyrics
It Just Wasn't Meant to Happen Lyrics
We're The Man! Lyrics
Never Know Lyrics
Saturday Alone Lyrics
More Than Meets The Eye Lyrics
Mr. Potato Head Lyrics
Graduation Day Lyrics
The Fight Lyrics
How Can I Compete With That? Lyrics
Perfect For You Lyrics
Calm, Cool, and Collected Lyrics
Finale Lyrics