The Broadway Musical A Christmas Story - Up On Santa's Lap Lyrics
SANTA: Whataya say kid? Don't got all day, kid Endin' my shift Just tell me the gift That you really want this year Whisper it in my ear All kinds of toys, kid KID: I want a Shirley Temple doll SANTA: That's not for boys, kid KID: Please, Santa SANTA: Oh. Live and let live Since when do I give A crap? Down you go. Up on Santa's lap Little Nancy wants a new toy train Little Nancy's drivin' me insane Ain't that a lovely Christmas mob I hate my job Hey! Up on Santa's lap Higbee's gotta pay me overtime For the little freaks who come to climb On Santa's lap KID: I like Santa SANTA: Ew. He's a wet one. Just get him off of me and get me a towel! KIDS: What'll I tell him Can't wait to smell him What is he like I want a new bike But, how should I ask for it Could you move up a bit What is he thinking? What is he drinking? (SANTA: Merry Christmas) Who knows what he might Pull out of that bright Red cap Up on Santa's lap He can make your Christmas dreams come true (Which is something that I rarely do Ho ho) On Santa's lap (Next!) ELVES: See the measly brats before us Stretching miles through the ailes of the store 'Please, Santa, don't ignore us now' Who cares if They're stuck in line SANTA: There's no way I'll stay past nine SANTA AND ELVES: Ha ha ha ha Ho ho ho ho NARRATOR: Finally, after two eons and fifty-nine minutes, the Parker boys were next in line to climb Mount Olympus. SANTA AND ELVES: Up on Santa's lap KID: Aaaah! ELVES: Listen, Santa's got a lot to do SANTA: Santa's not about to wait for you SANTA AND ELVES: Up on Santa's lap SANTA: What's your name, little boy? ELVES: Hurry up, kid. It's nearly nine, the store's closing. SANTA: What do you want for Christmas? ELVES: Come on, kid. Come on, kid. NARRATOR: My mind had gone blank. I was blowing it. SANTA: How about a nice new toy? RALPHIE: No! No! I want an official Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot model air rifle! SANTA: You'll shoot your eye out, kid! RALPHIE: Aaah! SANTA AND ELVES: Up on Santa's lap Sorry kids, that's all the time we've got SANTA: 'Cause you only ever get one shot On Santas's lap ELVES: On Santa's lap SANTA AND ELVES: Ho ho ho ho
[Thanks to Michael for lyrics]
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A Christmas Story the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS Counting Down to Christmas At Higbee's Red Ryder Counting Down to Christmas (Reprise) The Genius on Cleveland Street When You're a Wimp Ralphie to the Rescue What A Mother Does Sticky Situation A Major Award A Kid At Christmas Just Like That Up On Santa's Lap Before the Old Man Comes Home Somewhere Hovering Over Indiana Finale
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