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2018 Musical by Team Starkid
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Lyrics
MR. DAVIDSON:
The greatest stories ever told
Have a hero who must be bold
They learn a sense of right and wrong
And better learn this sense through song
CHARLOTTE: (Chorus):
Musicals tell the impossible
(Impossible...)
They evoke the philosophical, yeah
TED:
So tonight we're gonna chronicle a story so astronomical
ALL:
The last remaining story to tell
MR. DAVIDSON: (Chorus):
The guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
I mean, what the fuck?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Yeah, what the fuck?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
BILL:
In the tiny town of Hatchetfield
Lived an awful grinch named Paul
ZOEY:
He spends his days searching the web
And not singing and dancing with us all
ALL:
Should we kill him? Should we kill him?
EMMA:
Oh, he pines after a cute little barista
Isn't that worth a show stopping fiesta, yeah?
HIDGENS:
But for some damn reason
He won't join our singing season
ALL:
What an ass, what a bitch, what a cuck!
MR. DAVIDSON: (Chorus:)
The guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
I mean, what the fuck?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
It's the end of the world, Paul
(End of the world)
If you don't sing
(If you don't sing)
ZOEY:
This is the bridge, Paul
(This is the bridge)
Where we globalize everything
HIDGENS:
And the words will come to you
We swear we will teach you
ALL:
What it means to love
What it means to obey, Paul
MR. DAVIDSON (spoken):
The apotheosis is upon us!
ALL:
Yay!
MR. DAVIDSON:
Did you hear the word?
ALL:
What's the word?
He's a-coming.
Who's a-coming?
Paul's a-coming.
Paul's a-coming?
The star of the show
TED:
Now for his headlining entrance
EMMA & CHARLOTTE:
Time to swoon at his leading man essence
HIDGENS & BILL:
His name is in the title
MR. DAVIDSON & ZOEY:
He's destined to go viral
MR. DAVIDSON:
Here he is, his name is Paul
ALL:
Enter now!
MR. DAVIDSON (spoken):
Where the fuck is he?
BILL (spoken):
I have no fucking clue
MR. DAVIDSON: (Chorus):
The guy just doesn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something, Paul)
Yeah, yeah...
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(What d'you believe in, stupid Paul?)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something, Paul. You piece of shit!)
He's he guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something, Paul)
Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(What d'you believe in, stupid Paul?)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something, Paul. You piece of shit!)
And he definitely won't like this
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something, Paul)
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(What d'you believe in, stupid Paul?)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something, Paul. You piece of shit!)
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something, Paul)
Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(What d'you believe in, stupid Paul?)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something...)
ALL:
Paul, you piece of shit!
Other Songs: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Lyrics
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
La Dee Dah Dah Day
What Do You Want, Paul?
Cup of Roasted Coffee
Cup of Poisoned Coffee
Show Me Your Hands
You Tied up My Heart
Join Us (And Die)
Not Your Seed
Show Stoppin Number
America Is Great Again
Let Him Come
Let It Out
Inevitable
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