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2018 Musical by Team Starkid
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Show Me Your Hands Lyrics
SAM:
Ma'am, I need you to take a step back
You're facing the law, not the clerk at the Gap
Yeah we're cops, yeah we're cops
You better shape on up
You better empty out all of your pockets
But don't empty out all of your pockets
COPS:
Yeah we're cops, yeah we're cops
SAM:
And we make sense
Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands
Or I might be inclined to shoot you up
You go forty in a thirty-five
Check your mirror, you'll find hell has arrived
COPS:
'Cause we're cops, yeah we're cops
We're up in your shit
FEMALE COP:
Kathy lost her cat in a tree
SAM:
Contact Fire, not the HFPD
COPS:
'Cause we're cops, yeah we're cops
FEMALE COP:
Her cat is dead
COPS:
Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands
Or I might be inclined to shoot you
SAM:
Step away from the vehicle
Step away from the vehicle
Get back in the vehicle
Get back in the vehicle
Slowly get out of the vehicle
Slowly get out of the vehicle
Do the things I say... I'm a cop
SAM: Step away from the vehicle
FEMALE COP: Get those hands up!
SAM: Step away from the vehicle
FEMALE COP: Get those hands up!
SAM: Get back in the vehicle
FEMALE COP: Put those hands down!
SAM: Get back in the vehicle
FEMALE COP: Get those hands down!
SAM: Slowly get out of the vehicle
FEMALE COP: Put those hands up!
SAM: Slowly get out of the vehicle
FEMALE COP: Put those hands up!
SAM: Do the things I say...
FEMALE COP: Up, down...
COPS:
I'm a cop!
SAM:
9-1-1 emergency call
Got a 4-1-1 at a shopping mall
Better pack your heat and utility belt
Any mall rats comin' in hot, they melt
FEMALE COP:
Sarge, it's your wife on the 9-1-1
MALE COP:
What that bitch want, Sarge?
FEMALE COP:
She just wants a snug
SAM:
Grab your nine millimetre and donut bucket
Want my badge number?
COPS:
Put it in your mouth and suck it!
CHARLOTTE (spoken):
Oh Sam, please stop!
I'm your wife! Please just talk to me, baby.
SAM:
Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands
COPS:
Or I might be inclined to shoot you-
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The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
La Dee Dah Dah Day
What Do You Want, Paul?
Cup of Roasted Coffee
Cup of Poisoned Coffee
Show Me Your Hands
You Tied up My Heart
Join Us (And Die)
Not Your Seed
Show Stoppin Number
America Is Great Again
Let Him Come
Let It Out
Inevitable
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