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Show Stoppin Number Lyrics |
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2018 Musical by Team Starkid
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Show Stoppin Number Lyrics
HIDGENS:
It's a... show stoppin' number
A real show stopper
A show stoppin' number, come on
Something to shock 'em
To bring them a-crawling
A big-time box office draw
With the press and the glamour
We'll kill the reviews
Spotlight on Mr Ingenue
So fill up your Tumblr
Got a show stoppin' number for you
EMMA (spoken):
Professor, please. If they find us, they will kill us!
HIDGENS:
A show stoppin' number
Is something you die for
A real catchy earwormy tune
An award-winning score
That seeps in and out of your pores
A ditty make the chorus girls swoon
It'll unify humanity
In a thundering chorus
No exits from this Broadway venue
So splash those shiny cymbals
Got a show stoppin' hymnal for you
(Dialogue)
HIDGENS (as "HENRY"):
Business calls
I'm up to my ass in shit
What is this business?
Markets are crashing
And I'm at the edge of my wits
I just can't take it
When all I want to do
Is spend the day with Greg
And Steve, and Stu, and Mark
And Leighton, and Chad
(Dialogue)
All I want to do
Is spend that day with Steve, and-
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
I can't wait to get home to my boys
HIDGENS:
A show stoppin' number
A real show stopper
An aria to rule them all
They'll throw us their money
At full price admission
The world will come crumblin' down
Hamilton move over
Your new competition's in town
(Dialogue)
"Henry", "Greg", "Stu"
Working boys
We're up to our ass in shit
What is this business?
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
I can't wait to get home to my boys!
Other Songs: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Lyrics
Show Stoppin Number Lyrics The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
La Dee Dah Dah Day
What Do You Want, Paul?
Cup of Roasted Coffee
Cup of Poisoned Coffee
Show Me Your Hands
You Tied up My Heart
Join Us (And Die)
Not Your Seed
Show Stoppin Number
America Is Great Again
Let Him Come
Let It Out
Inevitable
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