Join Us (And Die) Lyrics

2018 Musical by Team Starkid
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Join Us (And Die) Lyrics

CHARLOTTE (spoken):
It is time... To die!

Sorry to interrupt
But we got bones to pluck
The time for chaos is long past overdue

Death isn't optional
In fact it's optimal
Your time is up and now we go through you

We tried to convince you with soliloquy
But now we'll kill you with more than harmony
Just die!

BOTH:
Join us and die
Join us and die
Join us and die
All you gotta do is

Join us and die
Join us and die
Join us and die
All you gotta do is

CHARLOTTE:
Here's how it's gonna go
We're gonna kick your ass
And then we're gonna

BOTH:
Fucking kick your ass

CHARLOTTE:
We're gonna puke all that goo
Into your mouth where it's food
And all your cells will renew and be enhanced

It's a death-like process that you gotta see
Your own body is your-

BOTH:
Front row seat
To die!

Join us and die
Join us and die
Join us and die
All you gotta do is

Join us and die
Join us and die
Join us and die
Join us and

Punch it!
Squeeze it!
Crush it!
Kill it!
Ride it!
Drag it!
Wind it up
Kick its nuts!

SAM:
Here's how it's gonna-

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
La Dee Dah Dah Day
What Do You Want, Paul?
Cup of Roasted Coffee
Cup of Poisoned Coffee
Show Me Your Hands
You Tied up My Heart
Join Us (And Die)
Not Your Seed
Show Stoppin Number
America Is Great Again
Let Him Come
Let It Out
Inevitable