Clinton the Musical - Awful-Awesome Lyrics |
Off-Broadway production 2015 Clinton the Musical - Awful-Awesome Lyrics
I am William Jefferson Clinton And this is my story! And mine! And mine!
We're living here in the nineties (The nineties!) Where taste and tacky combine (I look good!) We run 'round wearing our Nikes (Just do it!) And started getting online (You've got mail!)
I just love wearing my scrunchie (You go, girl!) We all watch Baywatch with Mitch and the crew Yet here all over the country (The same thing) That our life living here in ninety-two is
Awful - We're in recession Awful - I've got depression Awful - but it could be that ninety-three is Awesome - A new direction Awesome - With this election Awesome - We're on a quest to find the candidate that's best (What? Oh!)
The country now is divided (No, we're not!) (Yes, we are!) 'Cause all Republicans are filthy rats That seems a little one-sided (Asshole!) 'Cause we all know that you Democrats are
Awesome - We're so PC! We're Awful - Go hug a tree! We're Awesome - Republicans, we love our guns! We're Awful - They're super rich! We're Awesome - We're super rich! We're awful - You scream and fight but who can help you make things right? I can!
Oh, when your husband's split in two You have to be the Krazy Glue But I still love him through and through And they love him too!
He is awful - But charismatic Awful - And problematic Awful - Yes, we can see this SOB is Awesome - He's so humane He's awesome - He feels your pain! He's awesome - Yes, I agree, so vote for me!
I know you're scared of debt and tax But from now on you can relax You know that I will have your backs And I play the sax (He plays the sax!)
The winner of the 1992 Presidential Election is - Clinton! Clinton! - I, William Jefferson! Clinton! - And I, William Jefferson! Clinton! - And I, Hillary Rodham! Clinton! - Do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States
Awful - He's smoking hot, he's Awesome - He's smoking hot! She's awkward - And standing here, It's crystal clear, he's Awful - He's such a cheat, he's Awesome - He's super sweet! She's awkward, yes we can see that he and she are - Awful - Awesome - Awkward - Awful - Awesome - Awkward - Awfulsomeward Awfulsomeward!
[Thanks to Jake Hoffman for lyrics] [Thanks to Maddie for corrections]
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