StarKid Presents 2009 Me and My Dick the Musical - Ready to Go Lyrics
SALLY: Look at me, with my pigtails so tight You'd think that I might explode, right? Look at me, with my arms in a twist Not alarming I missed the right road
MS. COOTER: It's not too late To turn around And find a better way
SALLY: It's not up to fate To lay the groundwork For a better day!
MS. COOTER: You gotta, shake it up Put your hair down darlin' You really need to unwind
SALLY: I gotta pick it up 'Cause my life is calling Me on the other line
It's time to start over And today is like The first day of the year
So get that chip off my shoulder 'Cause its weighing me down And keeping you right here
MS. COOTER: I want to get out See the great big world out there
SALLY & MS. COOTER: It's time to set out 'Cause I feel There's something in the air
I might be losing my mind But there's one thing that I know: That I'm finally ready So ready to go!
SALLY: Yeah, I'm finally ready I'm ready to...
(Dialogue)
JOEY: Hey Dick, does My hair look alright?
DICK: Hell yeah, buddy You're a sight to see
JOEY (spoken): 'Kay good.
Listen up Just try to relax, Cause a mishap's The last thing I need
I wanna rise up To the next level Get off this middle ground
I've got this yearnin' Burnin' like the devil I'm here for the rebound
Pass the ball I know I'm on fire!
DICK: Yeah, yeah You're on a roll!
JOEY (spoken): I know!
DICK: What do you want From your kingdom, sire?
JOEY: I wanna take control... Hyo!
I need a brand new game plan No more warming benches Like I've done before
DICK: Get your head in the game, man! (spoken) Here's what I'm thinking
JOEY: Shit, she's coming Out that door!
JOEY & DICK: Ahhh! Ahhh!
JOEY: Say yes, Vanessa yes, I must confess Of my obsession with your design I will not rest, no, not unless I find a way to make you mine
I'm gonna get her If it's the last thing That I do
DICK: But just remember You can't get her
JOEY & DICK: Without you/me too!
So buckle up, all you amateurs 'Cause today were goin' pro We're finally ready So ready to go!
VANESSA (spoken): Hello?
TIFFANY: Hey Vaness, OMG, would you guess That I'm not wearing Undies today?
VANESSA: Oh, Tiff LOL, what's the diff? You can still Take them off anyway
TIFFANY: IKR...
VANESSA: BTW...
VANESSA & TIFFANY: Where are you right now?
TIFFANY: We need to talk...
VANESSA: Oh, I totes see you!
VANESSA & TIFFANY: BRB. Ciao, ciao!
(Dialogue)
OLD SNATCH: When you've been around The block as much as I have You feel just like a CEO
FLOPSY (spoken): Oh, how's that? That must feel nice.
OLD SNATCH: You see, I'm done with all these cocks But they're not lettin' me retire I tell ya, I'm ready to go!
FLOPSY: It's like living the same way That an old pair of shoes do Every day's a one man show!
They start to stink, then there's holes, And they don't fit the way they used to I've had it! I'm ready to go!
OLD SNATCH (spoken): Look at us We're just a couple of stiffs...
FLOPSY (spoken): Ha! Now you're just being cute!
OLD SNATCH: With a lifetime of ifs...
FLOPSY (spoken): Don't be so hard on us.
OLD SNATCH: And I wonder With someone else Could be more fair?
FLOPSY (spoken): Yeah! I mean it's not like We're some one-dick pony...
OLD SNATCH (spoken): Oh, now who's being cute?
FLOPSY: We could be more if only...
OLD SNATCH & FLOPSY: Someone out there Would answer our prayer!
While we wait to be delivered Go ahead, cry me a river We agree that there's No quid pro quo!
FLOPSY: So until that great vacation...
OLD SNATCH: Save your tears for lubrication
OLD SNATCH & FLOPSY: And lord have mercy Are we ready to go! Mercy, are we ready to go...
TIFFANY: Listen up! Vanessa, sweetie I do this 'cause I care
VANESSA (spoken): I know.
TIFFANY: This is war Forget your peace treaty Justice is right over there!
VANESSA: I guess I could use a new guy 'Cause it's been a while And I am still so young
Why not give it a try? At the very least it Could be kinda fun
TIFFANY: Hey now, Vanessa That's the girl I know and love
VANESSA: I've been so boring Boy, I'm glad I had a little shove!
VANESSA & TIFFANY: Tick, tock While the iron's hot There's no time To take it slow
You gotta be ready So ready to
ALL: Go...
I'm ready to go... I'm ready to go... I'm ready to go...
We're finally ready And the time is right For us to light a spark
We're keepin' it steady With our eyes on the prize To get us through the dark
I know there's so much more To what I think I see I feel a change, and the Strange thing is... it's part of me!
My hormones are freakin' out And I think I'm gonna blow!
JOEY & DICK: We're locked and loaded...
SALLY & MS. COOTER: Oh, so devoted...
OLD SNATCH & FLOPSY: Low and demoted...
VANESSA & TIFFANY: Totes, just toted...
ALL: We're finally ready So ready to go!
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