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The Broadway Musical
A Christmas Story - Ralphie to the Rescue Lyrics
MISS SHIELDS:
Aaah!
RALPHIE:
Your teacher
In trouble
So get there on the double
Or she'll face her doom
MISS SHIELDS:
Ralphie, do something!
RALPHIE:
The tension
Is mounting
One minute left and counting
Till she goes ka-boom!
MISS SHIELDS:
Won't you help me, Ralphie?
Tell this scoundrel to surrender
RALPHIE:
I'll save the day
MISS SHIELDS:
Oh, he's got me, Ralphie
I could die in this disaster
Faster!
RALPHIE:
Hold on, I'm on my way
Ralphie to the rescue, oh
Ralphie to the rescue, oh
One thing to do
Time to turn to 'Old Blue'
Now, let her go!
Yippee-kai-oh!
PIRATES:
Arr! Arr! Come 'ere, ye scallywag! Arr!
RALPHIE:
Our class is
Abducted
By pirate's who've instructed
PIRATES:
Hands behind your back!
RALPHIE:
The captain
Is smirking
'Cause hungry sharks are lurking
Starving for a snack
CLASS:
Won't you save us, Ralphie?
We don't want to be their fish food
RALPHIE:
I know
I can
PIRATES:
You can't save them, Ralphie
Soon those hammerheads will munch them
Crunch them
RALPHIE:
I'll stop your evil plan
Ralphie to the rescue, oh
Ralphie to the rescue, oh
ALL:
No pirate crew's
Gotta shot
Once 'Old Blue's about to blow
Yippee-kai-oh!
Get 'em cowboy
Cowboy Ralphie
The favorite son of Indiana
With his gun and his bandana
Ridin' high
Get 'em cowboy
Cowboy Ralphie
Just in time to fight some crime
Just like 'Red' to shoot 'em dead
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-oh!
Aaaah!
RALPHIE:
Oh no!
Black Bart!
BLACK BART:
A hero
Distracted
My vile plot enacted
What you gonna do?
Ha ha ha ha!
PARKERS:
He'll harm us
He'll hurt us
Oh Ralph, you can't desert us!
Son, it's up to you
RANDY:
Can't you help me, Ralphie?
BLACK BART:
Hear his poor pathetic crying
This here's the end.
RANDY:
Be my hero, Ralphie
BLACK BART:
You're a wimpy little loser
A loser, a loser, loser, loser
RALPHIE:
Black Bart
Meet my old friend
PARKERS:
Aaah!
ALL:
Ralphie to the rescue, oh
Ralphie to the rescue, oh
PARKERS:
So brave and so bold
And he's just nine-years-old
RALPHIE:
When I've got 'Old Blue'
I'm a born buckaroo
ALL:
A boy and his gun
Riding off in the sun
Just watch him go-oh-oh
Yippee-kai-oh!
[Thanks to Michael for lyrics]
Read more: A Christmas Story the Musical Lyrics
A Christmas Story Ralphie to the Rescue Lyrics
A Christmas Story the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
Counting Down to Christmas
At Higbee's
Red Ryder
Counting Down to Christmas (Reprise)
The Genius on Cleveland Street
When You're a Wimp
Ralphie to the Rescue
What A Mother Does
Sticky Situation
A Major Award
A Kid At Christmas
Just Like That
Up On Santa's Lap
Before the Old Man Comes Home
Somewhere Hovering Over Indiana
Finale
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