Narnia the Musical - Murder Today Lyrics

Narnia the Musical - Murder Today Lyrics

The song is written by Thomas Tierney & Ted Drachman.

DWARF:
We do maimings on Mondays
To kick off the week
Which have earned perfect tens
For both style and technique

FENRIS:
Our Boilings-in-oil
Are never humdrum

BOTH:
They're at Wednesdays at six;
Say you'll come

DWARF:
There's rackings on Fridays
For hours at a strecth

FENRIS:
Oh, what fun as we rend
And distend some poor wretch

BOTH:
But all such amusements
Are mere child's play
This is the good stuff-
A murder today!

WHITE WITCH: (Spoken)
Call my loyal subjects to me.
They must all share this special moment!

DWARF:
Phantoms and Furies`
Ogres and Ghouls
Zombies and Specters
And Boggles and Cruels
Children of darkness
Attend what I say:
Murder today
A murder today!

FENRIS:
Vampires and Demons
Banshees and Sprites
Gorgons and Hellions
And Fetches and Frights
Servants of terror
O hear and obey:
Your queen bids you witness
This murder today!

WHITE WITCH:
Thus shall all usurpers perish,
All who challenge my command
Quickly shall they know
The bitter justice of my hand!

SPECTER:
Mother of coldness...

HAG:
Of wormwood and gall...

BOGGLE:
We hear your summons...

ZOMBIE:
And answer the call!

OGRE:
Show us the victim-

GORGON:
Where is our prey?

WHITE WITCH:
Behold you- a human!
A human to slay!

CRUELIES:
Ahhhhhhh!
Murder today!
Murder today!
Murder today!
Murder today!
Murder today!

Narnia the Musical Lyrics

Doors and Windows
Turkish Delight
Hot and Bothered
It's Amazing What A Bit O' Spring Can Do
Cair Paravel
Cair Paravel (Reprise)
Murder Today
Deep Magic
Field of Flowers