2018 The Musical by Ben Lee, Tom Robbins & Michael B Wells B Is for Beer - Men Lyrics
"Men" is a song performed by Laura Silverman (Gracie) and Busy Phillips (Karla) from B Is for Beer the Musical.
GRACIE: What are men? How come they say one thing and do another? What's with them? So strange, so weird, can't help but wonder What are men? Oh won't somebody help me out? What are men? They make me wanna scream and shout What are men? They're so big and tall and really, really hairy Whats with them? Sometimes they can be just scary Then again they'll tuck you in and make you feel safe What are men and why they always going away?
KARLA: Gracie, dear, I know that this is aggravating That's men for you, immature and so frustrating And by now you've seen the way they work One day they're sweet and the next day, they're a jerk
BOTH: What are men? What are men? We'll say it again, what are men?
GRACIE: What's the deal? They're rarely here and don't talk much They love, love beer but hate, hate, hate cleaning up Now and then, it's like they don't hear what I say What are men and why don't they have time to play?
KARLA: Well, maybe someday they'll come around Plant their feet on the ground Even drop their guard Stop acting so tough and so hard And just be our friend Like real, well, men
GRACIE: Okay, but what are boys? Why do they pull your hair and try to bite you? Take your toys, then send a friend to say they like you?
KARLA: Sometimes they are the worst, sometimes they are the best If you can figure them out then be my guest
GRACIE: But uncle Moe, don't you think he's kind of... other
KARLA: This is true, moe is nothing like his brother So what is moe? a nut job maybe, but... oh Is he really different? I just don't know
BOTH: What are men? What are men? We'll say it again What are men? What are men? We'll say it again What are men?
GRACIE: Irritating, wanna shove 'em
KARLA: Yes, but somehow we still love 'em
BOTH: Men
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