B Is for Beer - Americans Tie Their Shoes Too Tight Lyrics

2018 The Musical by Ben Lee, Tom Robbins & Michael B Wells
B Is for Beer - Americans Tie Their Shoes Too Tight Lyrics

"Americans Tie Their Shoes Too Tight" is a song performed by
Paul F Tompkins (Uncle Moe) and Rose Byrne (Podiatrist)
from B Is for Beer the Musical.

UNCLE MOE:
I've heard all my life about love at first sight
I didn't believe it - before today and tonight

PODIATRIST:
So you say your heart's ready to give up control
But the foot treads the path that leads to my soul
Width, length and skin tone
None of that matters
I'm not one for being polite
Let's cut through the chatter
To the heart of the matter
Americans tie their shoes too tight

UNCLE MOE:
Fine, but my tootsies are much freer than you'll see again
'Cause they carry a heart that's at heart a bohemian
Even with this busted stump I could dance you all night
And set fire to my shoes if you find them too tight
In bed you put me through such paces
That I forgot that I ever wore laces
Just give me a chance and see how I do

PODIATRIST:
I want to stroll barefoot into the night with you

BOTH:
Loosen up
Loosen up
Let's get loose together
And fall in love

UNCLE MOE:
And how do you feel about beer?
Since we're already here talking
For me, a bit of brewski keeps my laces from knotting

PODIATRIST:
I want nothing to do with a lush

UNCLE MOE:
I don't get crazy drunk

PODIATRIST:
You do, you'll be out on your tush

UNCLE MOE:
I'm not a sot, swear to heaven above

PODIATRIST:
Would you even give up your red hook for love?

BOTH:
Loosen up, loosen up
Let's get loose together
And fall in love
Love loosens everything up
So let's get loose together and fall in love
Tonight

Songs: B Is for Beer the Musical Songs Lyrics
Americans Tie Their Shoes Too Tight lyrics from B Is for Beer the Musical

B Is for Beer the Musical Lyrics

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Crazy Uncle Song
Sunday School Song
Song to Great Daddy
Something New
Men
Americans Tie Their Shoes Too Tight
Through the Seam
The History of Wonder
The Essence of Attraction
Nursery Rhyme
Liquid Courage
Mystery Song
B-E-E-R
Something New (2nd Reprisal)
The Real World