Avenue Q - My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada Lyrics

2003 Broadway
Avenue Q the Musical - My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada Lyrics

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Ohhhh...
I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
My girlfriend who lives in Canada.
She couldn't be sweeter
I wish you could meet her,
My girlfriend who lives in Canada!

Her name is Alberta
She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover.

I e-mail her every single day
Just to make sure that everything's okay.
It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!

Last week she was here, but she had the flu.
Too bad
'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you
It's so sad
There wasn't a thing that she could do
But stay in bed with her legs up over her head!
Oh!

I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
But you can't because she is in Canada.
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,
So soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean Vancouver!
Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou-

She's my girlfriend!
My wonderful girlfriend!
Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!

And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!


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My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada lyrics from Avenue Q

Avenue Q the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
The Avenue Q Theme
What Do You Do with a B.A. in English?
It Sucks To Be Me
If You Were Gay
Purpose
Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
The Internet Is For Porn
Mix Tape
I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
Special
You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)
Come True
My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada
There's a Fine, Fine Line
There Is Life Outside Your Apartment
The More You Ruv Someone
Schadenfreude
I Wish I Could Go Back to College
The Money Song
School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise)
For Now