Avenue Q - School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise) Lyrics

2003 Broadway
Avenue Q the Musical - School for Monsters/ The Money Song (Reprise) Lyrics

Christmas Eve:
How much do we get?

Princeton:
Boy, it’s not very much at all, is it?

Brian:
Never say never, Princeton, there’s still
One more person we have to hit up!

Trekkie Monster:
NO! NO! NO! Go away. Me busy.

Christmas Eve:
But it for good cause.

Trekkie Monster:
What in it for me? Go away!

Princeton:
I guess Kate’ll never get her school for Monsters.

Trekkie Monster:
What you say?

Brian:
Kate wants to open a school for Monsters.

Trekkie Monster:
School for Monsters?
Me never hear of that.

School for Monsters!
School for lonely little monsters!
When me little,
Going to school,
Other children
Think me not cool,
Poking and pulling
At me fur...
Now me have therapist,
And work on this with her.
But me no need me therapy
If Monster School a reality!

Here!
Me give you $10,000,000!

Princeton:
Trekkie! where did you get all that money??

Trekkie Monster:
In volatile market, only stable investment is porn!

All:
When you help others,
You can’t help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You can’t help helping yourself!
Every time you
Do good deeds
You’re also serving
Your own needs.
When you help others,
You can’t
Help
Helping yourself!


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Avenue Q the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
The Avenue Q Theme
What Do You Do with a B.A. in English?
It Sucks To Be Me
If You Were Gay
Purpose
Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
The Internet Is For Porn
Mix Tape
I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
Special
You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)
Come True
My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada
There's a Fine, Fine Line
There Is Life Outside Your Apartment
The More You Ruv Someone
Schadenfreude
I Wish I Could Go Back to College
The Money Song
School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise)
For Now