Heathers the Musical - Candy Store Lyrics

Off-Broadway musical
Heathers the Musical - Candy Store Lyrics

"Candy Store" is a song from Heathers performed by Jessica Keenan Wynn (Heather Chandler), Elle McLemore (Heather McNamara) and Alice Lee (Heather Duke).

H. CHANDLER:
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I’m feeling nice.
Here’s some advice.
Listen up, biotch!

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
Screwing him

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Killer clothes

HEATHERS:
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

H. CHANDLER:
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Woah!

H. CHANDLER:
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterback

HEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
It’s time for you to prove
You’re not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:
Guys fall

H. DUKE:
At your feet
Pay the check

H. MCNAMARA:
Help you cheat

HEATHERS:
All you

H. DUKE:
Have to do

H. CHANDLER:
Say goodbye to Shamoo

HEATHERS:
That freak’s

H. MCNAMARA:
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

HEATHERS:
If she

H. MCNAMARA:
Had your shot

HEATHERS:
She would leave you to rot

H. MCNAMARA:
‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

HEATHERS:
Woah!

H. MCNAMARA:
Or forget the creep

H. DUKE:
And get in my jeep

H. CHANDLER:
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

HEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You’re not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store

H. CHANDLER:
You can join the team

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can bitch and moan

H. CHANDLER:
You can live the dream

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can die alone

H. CHANDLER:
You can fly with eagles

HEATHERS:
Or if you prefer

H. CHANDLER:
Keep on testing me

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
And end up like her!

MARTHA:
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party.
This proves he’s been thinking about me.

VERONICA:
Color me stoked.

MARTHA:
I’m so happy!

HEATHERS:
Woah!

H. DUKE:
Honey, whachu waiting fo—
H. Chandler
SHUT UP HEATHER for step inyo my can-dy-- store Oooh woah!
Woah oh oh!prove your not a lame
ass any-more step into my candy store

H. CHANDLER: H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove
Oooh woah! Woah oh oh!
You’re not a lame ass anymore
Then step into my candy store

HEATHERS:
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store

[Thanks to Polly for lyrics]
[Thanks to Leah, Josephine, Summer,
Tori, Sha'Niyah F. for corrections]

Heathers the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Beautiful
Candy Store
Fight for Me
Freeze Your Brain
Big Fun
Dead Girl Walking
The Me Inside of Me
Blue
Our Love Is God
Prom or Hell?
My Dead Gay Son
Seventeen
Shine a Light
Lifeboat
Shine a Light (reprise)
Kindergarten Boyfriend
Yo Girl
Meant to Be Yours
Dead Girl Walking (reprise)
I Am Damaged
Seventeen (reprise)
Blue (reprise)