Off-Broadway musical Heathers the Musical - Big Fun Lyrics
"Big Fun" is a song from Heathers performed by Jon Eidson (Ram), Evan Todd (Kurt), Barrett Wilbert Weed (Veronica), Jessica Keenan Wynn (H. Chandler), Elle McLemore (H. McNamara), Alice Lee (H. Duke) and Kids.
RAM Dad says "Act your age." You heard it man, it's time to rage!
ALL Blast the bass, turn out the light
HEATHERS Ain't nobody home tonight!
RAM Drink, smoke, it's all cool. Let's get naked in my pool!
ALL Punch the wall and start a fight! Ain't nobody home tonight!
KURT His folks got a waterbed. Come upstairs and rest your head.
RAM Let's rub each other's backs while watching porn on Cinemax!
CHANDLER, KURT, RAM, KIDS The folks are gone, it's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up till dawn having some big fun! Big fun! When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet, it's big fun! Big fun!
VERONICA So wait, it's lime, then salt, then shot?
HEATHER MCNAMARA No, salt, then -
HEATHER CHANDLER You're doing it wrong!
VERONICA Really? 'Cause I feel great.
PREPPY STUD Veronica, you're looking good tonight!
VERONICA Whoa. A hot guy smiled at me, without a trace of mockery!
ALL BUT VERONICA Everyone's high as a kite, ain't nobody home tonight!
VERONICA Stoned. Zoned. I should quit... Hey, is that weed? I want a hit.
ALL BUT VERONICA Fill that joint and roll it tight, ain't nobody home tonight!
VERONICA Dreams are coming true when people laugh but not at you! I'm not alone! I'm not afraid! I feel like Bono at Live Aid!
ALL The house is ours, it's time for big fun! Big fun! Let's use their showers, that sounds like big fun! Big fun! Crack open one more case!
(VERONICA observes couple making out)
VERONICA I that that's what they call "third base."
ALL Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!
VERONICA That actually looks like -
ALL Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!
(KURT holds up a pig pinata with a sign that says "Jefferson Razorbacks")
KURT All right, people! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?
(RAM mimes sex with the pinata)
RAM Gonna make 'em go Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!
ALL Big fun! Big fun!
HEATHER DUKE Way to show maturity!
ALL Big fun! Big fun!
(RAM grabs HEATHER by the hips and does to her what he's been doing to the pinata)
HEATHER DUKE Quit it jackass, get off of me!
ALL Big fun! Big fun!
VERONICA Yo! Ram! Emergency! I just saw some freshman sneaking over the pool fence!
RAM I hate freshman! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!...
VERONICA (to HEATHER DUKE) You okay?
HEATHER DUKE I didn't need your help.
(HEATHER DUKE gives VERONICA the finger)
VERONICA Aw, thanks for the finger, Heather, But I don't need to vomit right now.
ALL The party's hot, hot, hot. It's time for big fun! Big fun!
KURT You need a jello shot!
ALL We're having big fun! Big fun!
(MARTHA arrives at the party)
HEATHER CHANDLER Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh.
HEATHER DUKE Here comes the Cootie Squad. We should -
HEATHER CHANDLER Shup up, Heather.
HEATHER DUKE Sorry, Heather.
HEATHER MCNAMARA Look who's with her -- Oh, my God!
(Points to VERONICA)
ALL THREE HEATHERS Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!
VERONICA I can't believe you actually came.
MARTHA It's exciting, right? Excuse me, I want to say hello to Ram. I brought sparkling cider.
HEATHER CHANDLER Showing up here took some guts. Time to rip them out.
(HEATHER DUKE holds up the pig pinata)
HEATHER DUKE Well, who's this pig remind you of? Especially the snout.
HEATHER CHANDLER Hah!
ALL THREE HEATHERS Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!
(THE HEATHERS exit with the pinata, MARTHA approaches RAM)
RAM Where the hell are those freshman?
MARTHA Hi, Ram. I wasn't gonna come, But since you took the time to write that sweet note...
(Hands RAM the sparkling cider)
RAM What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal.
(Chugs and spits the cider)
There's no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?
KIDS Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang (x3) Diggety-dang-a-dang! The folks are gone, it's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up till dawn having some big fun! Big fun! So let the speakers blow, they'll buy another stereo. Our folks got no clue 'bout all the shit their children do. Why are they surprised? Whenever we're unsupervised, it's big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whooo!
[Thanks to Polly for lyrics]
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Heathers the Musical Lyrics
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