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2016 Off-Broadway
God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater the Musical - The Rhode Island Tango Lyrics
FRED:
God, I hate this room
Hate that chair, hate that couch
And-
Ouch!
So the day begins
Knocking up my shins
Here in Pissonit, Rhode Island!
CAROLINE:
God, I hate to shop
Bumble-Bee, Minute Maid
Coupons, two cents off
Stella Doro and Raid
Every day's a bore
Every step's a chore
Here in Pissonit, Rhode Island!
FRED & CAROLINE:
Someday, I'll place an ad
FRED:
White woman wanted
CAROLINE:
White woman seeking
FRED:
For good times with toys
CAROLINE:
Cooperative boys
FRED & CAROLINE:
No perverts or prudes apply
Someday, I'll place an ad
FRED:
White male, well-mannered
CAROLINE:
White female, desperate
FRED:
Would like fun and games
CAROLINE:
Send photos, no names
FRED & CAROLINE:
Expect confidential reply!
I could place an ad in a bad magazine
Fifteen words or less
No I couldn't, I mean
Someone would find out
Whisper, point me out
CAROLINE:
So I'll walk on eggs
FRED:
Bandage my legs
FRED & CAROLINE:
Here in Pissonit, Rhode Island!
Caroline and Fred
Might as well be dead!
MUSHARI:
Found my friends at last
Perfect peas in a pod
I'll get quit a slice
When they're richer than God
Norman's got the deal
Norman's at the wheel
Bound for Pissonit, Rhode Island!
CAROLINE:
God, I hate this town
It isn't right, it isn't fun
It isn't here, it isn't there
It isn't me, it isn't him
It isn't us, it isn't fair
It isn't fair, it isn't fair
It isn't fair, it isn't fair
MURASHI:
I'm almost there
I'm almost there
Almost there
Almost there
FRED:
God
I'm in despair
ALL:
Pissonit, Pissonit, Pissonit, Pissonit, Pissonit Beware!
Other Album Songs: God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater the Musical Songs
The Rhode Island Tango lyrics God Bless You Mr. Rosewater the Musical
God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
The Rosewater Foundation
The Rosewater Foundation (Reprise)
Dear Ophelia
Thank God for the Volunteer Fire Brigade
Mushari's Waltz (Magical Moment)
Thirty Miles From the Banks of the Ohio/ Look Who's Here
Cheese Nips
The Rosewater Foundation (Reprise 2)
Since You Came to This Town
A Poem by William Blake
The Rhode Island Tango
Eliot/ Sylvia
Plain Clean Average Americans
A Firestorm Consuming Indianapolis
Dear Ophelia (Reprise)
I, Eliot Rosewater
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