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Broadway 2017
Groundhog Day the Musical - Day Two Lyrics
RADIO
Who is that (who is that)
emerging from his burrow?
Who can see today what we won't see until tomorrow
Shaman of the shadows, springer of the spring
RADIO - MALE
springer of the spring, Come on!
RADIO - MALE & FEMALE HOSTS
Is it a squirrel? Is it a beaver?
Kinda both but not quite either
RADIO - MALE
That's right woodchuck-chuckers it's Groundhog Day
We're live from Gobblers Knob talking about everything
Weather
PHIL
Idiots, playing yesterday's tape
RADIO - FEMALE
totally wacky!
PHIL
There's nothing more depressing than-
RADIO - FEMALE
I mean what could be crazier than groundhogs in February
RADIO - MALE
By the way, that's a great hat you're wearing
RADIO - FEMALE
Thanks, I made it myself
PHONE
Good morning, this is your wakeup call
PHIL
I didn't set a wakeup c-
PHONE
Happy Groundhog Day!
PHIL
Happy Groundhog- how many days is this holiday?
RADIO - FEMALE
Oh, I'm no good at science
RADIO - MALE
You know, you lose 80% of your body heat through your head!
PHIL
Bla bla bla bla-bla-bla-bla-blah, you're so fired
RADIO - FEMALE
Punxatawny High!
RADIO - FEMALE & MALE
Gooooo Chucks!
PHIL (MOCKINGLY)
Go Penn Staate!
RADIO - FEMALE
I'm still hungover
PHIL
God-damn amateurs
RADIO - MALE
And now the question on everyone's lips-
RADIO - FEMALE [& PHIL]
Chapped lips!
RADIO - MALE
Do you think Phil will see his shadow?
PHIL
Yes he did
RADIO - MALE
What's your prediction?
PHIL
I predict your unmployment
There's nothing more depressing than small towns... tiny minds...
RADIO - ???
*squeaky noise*
PHIL
I'll tell Larry to take the 220 via Bayer and Keystone lake
If we hurry, I'll be drinking decent coffee by 9 or even half past 8
And never again will I wake in the morning in Puuuuunx-
CHORUS/TOWNSFOLK
Punxatawney!
PHIL & CHORUS/TOWNSFOLK
Ba-da-bap-bap-ba-da-
PHIL
Suck my balls I'm out!
CHORUS/TOWNSFOLK
Punxatawney, Pennsylvania, USA!
PHIL
Okay
One I'm still sleeping and this, I'm just dreaming it
Two it's a prank and everyone's in on it
Three it's a flashback from when I was twenty and ate magic mushrooms
and thought I was *Aquaman*
Four it's some kind of reality show about forecasters, bad bed-and-breakfasts, and, snow
Five I've had a stroke and lost my memory of the year since last Groundhog Day
Come on Phil wake up, get it together, it must be the weather it must be the stress!
I just need a moment I just need a rest!
CHORUS/TOWNSFOLK
Punxsutawney
It's a little town with a heart as big as any town, as any small town
in the USA and there is no town greater
than Punxsutawney on Groundhog, Groundhog, Groundhog
CHORUS/TOWNSFOLK
Who is that (who is that?)
Emerging from his burrow
Who can see today what we won't see until tomorrow
Shaman of the shadows, springer of the spring
Is it a squirrel? Is it a beaver?
PRESIDENT OF THE INNER CIRCLE
Kinda both but not quite either
CHORUS/TOWNSFOLK
All the meteorologists the world has ever known
Cannot match this little guy's uncanny skill
We can guess but we won't know if we should dress for sun or snow
until we hear it from old Punxsutawney Phil
PHIL
I'm going back to bed!
RITA
February second, first remote broadcast
GHD in Punx, PA
Working with Phil Connors
They all told me he would be an asshole ... and he is
I mean, he acts kinda asshole-ish, still
I think he might be... mentally ill
CHORUS
Tomorrow spring will come (spring will come)
There will be blue skies my friend
Bright eyes and laughter
Tomorrow there will be sun (there will be sun)
But if not tomorrow perhaps the day after
RITA
Unexpected weather
Seems we're staying here for another night
Which is, kind of fine
[Thanks to Lucas for lyrics]
Other Album Songs: Groundhog Day the Musical Lyrics
Day Two lyrics from Groundhog Day the musical
Groundhog Day the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
There Will be Sun
Day One
Day Two
Day Three
Stuck
Nobody Cares
Philandering
One Day
Playing Nancy
Hope
Everything About You
If I Had My Time Again
Everything About You (reprise)
Night Will Come
Philanthropy
Punxsutawney Rock
Seeing You
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