Broadway 2017 Groundhog Day the Musical - Stuck Lyrics
"Stuck" is a song from Groundhog Day the musical performed by Andy Karl (Phil) and Healers
I have a degree (That's nice) In alternative therapy (Okay) Took an online course for a week or two (Maybe we should-) I think we should begin with a nice bit of Reiki (Reiki?) Unblock your chi (What's chi?) It's dooby-dooby tralala It's holistic therapy (what does that mean?) It's energy Vibrations and something magnets And doopy-didd?)ly pa-pa-pa Now piss (what?), piss (I just-), piss into this (I don't have any-) I'll analyse your isotopes and something something quantum quantum (I'm stuck, I'm just-) I think you're allergic to gluten (Stuck. I'm, it's like I feel like I'm trapped in a loop) (Like I'm stuck in time) Well I think cutting out gluten (I'm-) is the smartest solution (Fine) Better a diet of soup (Soup?) Made of rhino foreskin (I think I've lost my mind) (I can't seem to find my way out of-) An enema (what?), would you like an enema? (Existentially I'm-) Some essential oils (Essentially I'm-) Organic teas? (Who needs enemas with friends like-) I don't even know if I believe what I'm saying This guy is clearly nuts but he is desperate and he's paying Statistically he might as well be sitting home and praying For all the good that I can do, I don't have a fricking clue what I'm doing Though there are things that we just don't know It doesn't mean you shouldn't give giving an answer a go Now open your buttocks a wee bit (I'm not sure how this will help) I just want to get to the bottom of it (I'm stuck. I'm just stuck) I have a PhD (Finally!) In psychiatric pharmacology I specialize in mental illness... (Good!) In cows (wha?) Let's treat your depression with a course of fluoxetol (I'm not depressed) You're not? (No!) You must be delusional, so take some acepromazine and a couple of procaprimine And quietly I'd advise ya, to try this tranquiliser Although maybe you should just take half (okay) It says whole ones for cows (I'm not a-) And half for calves (right.) I don't even know if I believe what I'm saying This guy is clearly nuts but he is desperate and he's paying Statistically he might as well be sitting home and praying For all the good that I can do, I don't have a fricking clue In my medicine cupboard There's a bunch of L.Ron Hubbard [There are only twelve steps and they shouldn't take long] We just need a sample of your stool and your semen You have Satan within you We must exorcise your demons Take this pill Read this book Eat your vegetables uncooked It's your karma It's just toxins It's for constipated oxens Well that oughta loosen you up (I am stuuuck... fuck okay)
(One I'm still sleeping and this I'm just dreaming it, two it's a prank and everyone's in on it, three it's a flashback from when I was twenty and ate magic mushrooms and thought I was Aquaman, four it's some kind of reality show, five it's amnesia, six it's a stroke!)
(I think I am losing my mind)
That'll be 500 bucks! (What the fu-) A cheque is fine! (Fine)
Karma! Toxins! Enema! Oxen! Jesus!
{Alcohol!}
[Thanks to Craig, Lucas for corrections]
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Groundhog Day the Musical Lyrics
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