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Broadway musical (2015)
Hamilton the Musical - Cabinet Battle #1 Lyrics
WASHINGTON:
Ladies and gentlemen, you coulda been anywhere in the world tonight,
but you’re here with us in New York City.
Are you ready for a cabinet meeting???
The issue on the table: Secretary Hamilton’s plan to assume state debt
and establish a national bank.
Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir
JEFFERSON:
‘Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.’
We fought for these ideals; we shouldn’t settle for less
These are wise words, enterprising men quote ‘em
Don’t act surprised, you guys, cuz I wrote ‘em
JEFFERSON & MADISON:
Oww
JEFFERSON:
But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state’s debts
Now, place your bets as to who that benefits:
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
HAMILTON:
Not true!
JEFFERSON:
Ooh, if the shoe fits, wear it
If New York’s in debt—
Why should Virginia bear it? Uh! Our debts are paid, I’m afraid
Don’t tax the South cuz we got it made in the shade
In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground
We create. You just wanna move our money around
This financial plan is an outrageous demand
And it’s too many damn pages for any man to understand
Stand with me in the land of the free
And pray to God we never see Hamilton’s candidacy
Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
Imagine what gon’ happen when you try to tax our whisky
WASHINGTON:
Thank you, Secretary Jefferson. Secretary Hamilton, your response
HAMILTON:
Thomas. That was a real nice declaration
Welcome to the present, we’re running a real nation
Would you like to join us, or stay mellow
Doin’ whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?
If we assume the debts, the union gets
A new line of credit, a financial diuretic
How do you not get it? If we’re aggressive and competitive
The union gets a boost. You’d rather give it a sedative?
A civics lesson from a slaver. Hey neighbor
Your debts are paid cuz you don’t pay for labor
“We plant seeds in the South. We create.”
Yeah, keep ranting
We know who’s really doing the planting
And another thing, Mr. Age of Enlightenment
Don’t lecture me about the war, you didn’t fight in it
You think I’m frightened of you, man?
We almost died in a trench
While you were off getting high with the French
Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President
Reticent—there isn’t a plan he doesn’t jettison
Madison, you’re mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine
Damn, you’re in worse shape than the national debt is in
Sittin’ there useless as two shits
Hey, turn around, bend over, I’ll show you
Where my shoe fits
WASHINGTON:
Excuse me? Madison, Jefferson, take a walk! Hamilton,
take a walk! We’ll reconvene after a brief recess. Hamilton!
HAMILTON:
Sir!
WASHINGTON:
A word
MADISON:
You don’t have the votes
JEFFERSON/MADISON:
You don’t have the votes
JEFFERSON:
Aha-ha-ha ha!
JEFFERSON/MADISON:
You’re gonna need congressional approval and you don’t have the votes
JEFFERSON:
Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder
MADISON:
Why he even brings the thunder…
WASHINGTON:
You wanna pull yourself together?
HAMILTON:
I’m sorry, these Virginians are birds of a feather
WASHINGTON:
Young man, I’m from Virginia, so watch your mouth
HAMILTON:
So we let Congress get held hostage by the South?
WASHINGTON:
You need the votes
HAMILTON:
No, we need bold strokes. We need this plan
WASHINGTON:
No, you need to convince more folks
HAMILTON:
James Madison won’t talk to me, that’s a nonstarter
WASHINGTON:
Winning was easy, young man. Governing’s harder
HAMILTON:
They’re being intransigent
WASHINGTON:
You have to find a compromise
HAMILTON:
But they don’t have a plan, they just hate mine!
WASHINGTON:
Convince them otherwise
HAMILTON:
What happens if I don’t get congressional approval?
WASHINGTON:
I imagine they’ll call for your removal
HAMILTON:
Sir—
WASHINGTON:
Figure it out, Alexander. That’s an order from your commander
[Thanks to Denise, Nicole for corrections]
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Cabinet Battle #1 lyrics from Hamilton musical lyrics
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SYNOPSIS
Alexander Hamilton
Aaron Burr, Sir
My Shot
The Story Of Tonight
The Schuyler Sisters
Farmer Refuted
You'll Be Back
Right Hand Man
A Winter's Ball
Helpless
Satisfied
The Story of Tonight (Reprise)
Wait For It
Stay Alive
Ten Duel Commandments
Meet Me Inside
That Would Be Enough
Guns and Ships
History Has Its Eyes On You
Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)
What Comes Next
Dear Theodosia
Non-Stop
What'd I Miss
Cabinet Battle #1
Take A Break
Say No To This
The Room Where It Happens
Schuyler Defeated
Cabinet Battle #2
Washington On Your Side
One Last Time
I Know Him
The Adams Administration
We Know
Hurricane
The Reynolds Pamphlet
Burn
Blow Us All Away
Stay Alive (Reprise)
It's Quiet Uptown
Election of 1800
Your Obedient Servant
Best of Wives and Best of Women
The World Was Wide Enough
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
Congratulations
Tomorrow There Will Be More of Us
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