Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - When Willy Met Oompa Lyrics |
Broadway 2017 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the Musical - When Willy Met Oompa Lyrics
"When Willy Met Oompa" is a song performed by Christian Borle (Willy Wonka) & The Oompa-Loompas.
MRS TEAVEE: Loompaland. There's no such place.
WONKA: I assure you, dear lady, there is.
MRS TEAVEE: Mr. Wonka, I teach geography.
WONKA: Ah, well in that case, you know all about it! It really is the most charming story...
I was searching the dark green jungle For a tree called the Theobroma Like a sweet Margaret Mead I let my nose lead To its heavenly chocolate aroma
But the jungle was filled with snozzwangers! Hornswagglers and wicked wangdoodles! Who would make you their lunch As your bones they would crunch As they boiled your limbs for noodles
But no wretched beast Would make me their feast For my sword is as swift as lightning! One by one they all fell Though the ooze and the smell They emitted was twice as frightening
Then from high in the trees I heard foreign "Whoopee!"s Then the source of the sound Were all there on the ground
Barely up to my knee They all screamed "We're all free!" And the sound of their bliss, It went something like this:
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: (Ai ai!) Oompa-loompa-loo (Ca-ca-cao-cao) Ai ai ai ai! (Oompa-loompa want it) Now now now (Ai ai ai ai!) Oompa-loompa wanna (Chew chew chew!)
WONKA: Gesundheit
FEMALE OOMPA-LOOMPA: Thank you!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: A-loompa-loompa-loo!
WONKA: Oh, did I mention? They're marvelous dancers!
Well they all dressed me up like a hero They were breathless And simply elated Explanations were sung In their strange Loompish tongue Though for you now we'll gladly translate it
MALE OOMPA-LOOMPAS: The beast hoarded all of our chocolate Those disgusting vermicious killers Yes, those monsters all thrived As we barely survived On a diet of mashed caterpillars
FEMALE OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Through the months and the years other dull chocolatiers Met their fate in the monsters' saliva
FEMALE OOMPA-LOOMPA: Poor Signor Ghirardelli now lines monster belly
MALE OOMPA-LOOMPAS: With Herr Lindt
WONKA: And Lady Godiva
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: But your magic machete Turned beasts to spaghetti Each hornsnozz and wang You took down with a bang!
And it's safe now to chow On the beans called cacao
WONKA: And to celebrate it, here's their number one hit!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: (Ai ai!) Oompa-loompa-loo (Ca-ca-cao-cao) Ai ai ai ai! (Oompa-loompa want it) Now now now (Ai ai ai ai!) Oompa-loompa wanna (Chew chew chew!)
WONKA: Gesundheit
FEMALE OOMPA-LOOMPA: Thank you!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: A-loompa-loompa-loo!
WONKA: They asked me "How can we repay you For bringing beans back to our lives?" I said, "If you like this buffet, you Will simply flip if you see my factory!"
And then an Oompa they called Hoffa Stepped forth and said
HOFFA: Make us an offa'
WONKA: I said, "I'll pay you in beans If you man my machines" He said,
HOFFA: I ain't no schnook We want beans every break!
WONKA: I agreed and we shook With a chocolate shake!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Now we sing and we dance
WONKA: But they hate wearing pants
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: We all live in a dorm
WONKA: And they love to perform!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Every wife is exotic
WONKA: Though that one's neurotic
The fun won't diminish! And now, here comes their big finish!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: (Ai ai!) Oompa-loompa-loo (Ca-ca-cao-cao) Ai ai ai ai! (Oompa-loompa want it) Now now now (Ai ai ai ai!) Oompa-loompa wanna (Chew chew chew!)
WONKA: And now thanks to that tree This "me"'s now a "we"
ALL: And we're all one big Oompa-Loompa family!
Gesundheit!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory musical When Willy Met Oompa Lyrics
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