The Book of Mormon - Two By Two Lyrics

Original Broadway Production (2011)
The Book of Mormon: the Musical - Two By Two Lyrics

ELDER PRICE:
The most important time of Mormon
Kid's life
Is his mission.
A chance to go out
And help heal the world,
That's my mission.
Soon I'll be off in a different place,
Helping the whole human race.
I know my mission will be
Something incredible!

VOICE:
Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called.  ELDER YOUNG!

ELDER YOUNG:
Yes sir!

VOICE:
Your mission brother will be.... Elder Grant!

ELDER GRANT:
That- That's me!  Hey brother!

VOICE:
Adn your mission location will be... NORWAY!

ELDER YOUNG:
Oh wow, NORWAY!

ELDER GRANT:
Land of gnomes... and trolls!

ALL:
Hoo wah!
Hey ya!
Shoo wah!
Zadup WOW!

ELDER YOUNG and ELDER GRANT:
Two by two,
We're marching door to door
Cause God loves Mormons,
And he wants some more!
A two year mission is our sacrifice!
We are the army of the church of
Jesus Christ!

ALL:
...Of Latter-day Saints!

Two by two,
And today we'll know
Who we'll make the journey with
And where we'll go
We're fighting for a cause,
But we're really really nice!
We are the army of the Church
Of Jesus Chirst!
... Of Latter-day Saints!

VOICE:
Elder White and Elder Smith!

ELDER SMITH:
I KNEW we'd get paired together!

VOICE:
Your location will be... FRANCE!

ELDER WHITE:
FRANCE!  Land of Pastries and Turtlenecks!

ELDER SMITH and ELDER WHITE:
Two by two
I guess it's you and me
We're off the preach
Across land and sea!

ELDER WHITE:
Satan has a hold of France!

ELDER SMITH:
We need to knock him off his perch!

ELDER SMITH and ELDER WHITE:
We are the soldiers of the army
Of the church!

ALL:
Of Jesus Christ fo Latter-day Saints!

VOICE:
Elder Cross and Elder Green!  You will
Be serving in.... Japan!

ELDER GREEN:
Ooh!  JAPAN!?

ELDER CROSS:
Land of Soy Sauce!

ELDER GREEN:
And Mothra!

VOICE:
Elder Harris and Elder Brown!

ELDER PRICE:
Heavenly Father,
Where will I go on my mission?

ELDERS:
On my mission...

ELDER PRICE:
Will it be China,
Or ol' Mexico on my mission?

ELDERS:
My mission...

ELDER PRICE:
It could be San Fran by the bay,
Australia where they say "G'day!"
But I pray I'm sent
To my favorite place...
ORLANDO!

ELDERS:
Orlando...

ELDER PRICE:
I love you,

ELDER PRICE and ELDERS:
Orlando!

ELDER PRICE:
SeaWorld and Disney! And

ELDER PRICE and ELDERS:
Putt-putt
Golfing!

VOICE:
Elder Price!

ELDER PRICE:
Yes sir!

VOICE:
Your brother will be... Elder Cunningham!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
THAT'S ME!  THAT'S ME!  Hello!

ELDER PRICE:
Oh, hi!

VOICE:
And your mission location is.... UGANDA!

ELDER PRICE:
...Uganda?

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
UGANDA!  COOL!  WHERE IS THAT...?!

VOICE:
Africa!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
OH BOY!  Like Lion King!

ALL:
Two by two,
And now it's time to go!
Our paths have been revealed,
So let's start the show!
Our shirts are clean and pressed,
And our haircuts are precise!
We are the army of the church
Of Jesus...
CHRIST!

Two by two,
We march for victory!
Armed with the greatest book
In history!
We'll convert everyone
All across the planet Earth!
That is the beauty of...
The essence of...
The purpose of-
The mission of-
The soldiers of-
The army of the Church
Of Jesus Christ!
...of Latter-Day Saints!

[Thanks to Maddie Cook for lyrics]

The Book of Mormon: the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Hello!
Two By Two
You And Me (But Mostly Me)
Hasa Diga Eebowai
Turn It Off
I Am Here For You
All American Prophet
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
Man Up
Making Things Up Again
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
I Believe
Baptize Me
I Am Africa
Joseph Smith American Moses
Tomorrow Is A Latter Day