A Very Potter - Different As Can Be Lyrics |
A parody of the Harry Potter novels A Very Potter the Musical - Different As Can Be Lyrics
QUIRRELL: You won't sleep on your tummy VOLDEMORT: You won't sleep on your back VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree QUIRRELL: We share some hands and fingers
VOLDEMORT: And yet the feeling lingers VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're just about as different as anyone could be
VOLDEMORT: You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill QUIRRELL: You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill! Sipping tea by the fires swell VOLDEMORT: Pushing people in is fun as well I like folding all my ties QUIRRELL: And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: I guess its plain to see when you look at you and me were different different as can be
VOLDEMORT: Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords! QUIRRELL: Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awards VOLDEMORT: My new world is about to unfold QUIRRELL: You got beat by a two year VOLDEMORT: Ill kill him this time through and through QUIRRELL: Or you might just give him another tattoo
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: You really must agree when you look at you and me were different different as can-
VOLDEMORT: Ill rise again and Ill rule the world But you must help me renew For when our plan succeeds QUIRRELL: Prevails! VOLDEMORT: Part of that world goes to you
QUIRRELL: When I rule the world Ill plant flowers VOLDEMORT: When I rule the world Ill have snakes And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals, a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters! (QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!!!!
Other Songs: A Very Potter Musical Songs Lyrics
A Very Potter the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS Goin' Back to Hogwarts Different As Can Be Ginny's Song Harry Different As Can Be (Reprise) The Dragon Song Ginny's Song Reprise (Cho's Song) To Dance Again! Granger Danger Pigfarts, Pigfarts Here I Come... Missing You Not Alone Voldemort is Goin' Down Not Alone / Goin' Back to Hogwarts (Reprise)
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