Mrs. Doubtfire - What the Hell Lyrics

2021 Broadway
Mrs. Doubtfire the Musical - What the Hell Lyrics

Analise Scarpaci (Lydia), Jake Ryan Flynn (Christopher) and Avery Sell (Natalie) performing the What the Hell from MRS. DOUBTFIRE.

LYDIA (spoken):
Oh God, did you see that?

CHRISTOPHER (spoken):
What, what's wrong?

LYDIA (spoken):
They were laughing!

NATALIE (spoken):
That's good, isn't it?

LYDIA (spoken):
No, It's awful!

LYDIA:
Can't you see what happen' here
Mom has made Dad disappear
And found someone that she thinks can replace him

And like it or not we're gonna share the house
With a creepy old lady in a hideous blouse
Who's gonna move in and slowly she'll erase him

Well this was not supposed to happen
This is just a bunch of crap and
No one asked if I would go along

All at once the adults have spoken
Now I'm a kid in a home that's broken
Cause' they can't fix all that they did wrong

So this is my life
Isn't this just great
Isn't this just swell
What the hell

NATALIE (spoken):
Lydia, you're not supposed to say that word!
It's a grown-up word

LYDIA (spoken):
Yeah? Well, the grown-ups aren't supposed to act like children.
So way I see it, all bets are off!

CHRISTOPHER:
Maybe it's me; maybe I'm to blame
If I hadn't had a party; if my grades weren't lame
If it weren't for me would they be together

NATALIE:
What if it's me who made this mess
I should have smiled a lot more and cried a little less
Am I the reason why they split forever

LYDIA:
No! It's all them; they're the issue
Her and him and all them piss you off
I think that we should all rebel

If this is our life
Doesn't it make you
Wanna scream and yell
What the hell

CHRISTOPHER & NATALIE:
This whole think sucks more than a little
The way they put us in the middle

LYDIA:
Oh, what the hell

CHRISTOPHER & NATALIE:
Why can't parents be more parental
Instead of totally mental

LYDIA:
Oh, what the hell

ALL:
What the hell
What the hell
What the hell

LYDIA (spoken):
What the hell?

CHRISTOPHER (spoken):
What, what is it?

LYDIA:
See what's different here on the wall
All the pictures with dad

CHRISTOPHER (spoken):
She replaced them all

NATALIE:
It's just us and her; not five, but four
Does it mean we're not a family anymore

LYDIA:
This was not supposed to happen
This is just a bunch of crap and
I don't think that this is fair at all

There's no way mom is seeing this through
And letting some woman who smells like stew
Come in here and tell us what to do
She knows who won't and will

ALL:
What the hell!

Mrs. Doubtfire the Musical Lyrics

Make Me A Woman
What the Hell
Telling Time Rap
As Long as There Is Love