Here We Are - Cafe Everything (Part: 1) Lyrics

2023 Off-Broadway
Here We Are the Musical - Cafe Everything (Part: 1) Lyrics

The song is written by Stephen Sondheim. Sung Denis O’Hare.

MAN:
I am so sorry,
Madam
We have no decaf latte Mocha ninos
With soy milk
Today

CLAUDIA:
Fine, skip the Soy

MAN:
What can I say?

CLAUDIA:
I said fine! Regular is-

MAN:
That’s not the problem,
Madam
The problem isn’t just the soy, you see
It’s more than just the soy

CLAUDIA:
Yes-

MAN:
I couldn’t be more sorry,
Madam
But sad to say
the fact is that
not only do we have no soy

LEO:
Oh boy

CLAUDIA:
Don't tell me that

MAN:
We have no mocha

CLAUDIA:
The just a decat-

MAN:
We’re also out of Latte

CLAUDIA:
What?

MAN:
We do expect a little latte later
But we haven’t gotta lotta latte now

RAFFAEL:
You can't be out of Latte,
That means you are out of mikl

MAN:
Sir, not only are we out of milk
We’re out of cream,
We’re out of half and half

CLAUDIA:
A cafe latte without the latt-

MAN:
We’re also outta "caf"

CLAUDIA:
Not even "De"?

MAN:
Huh, that a laugh?

CLAUDIA:
Alright then tea
Twinings Earl Grey
Bag on the side

MAN:
Ah…
Yes…
Well…

CLAUDIA:
Don't tell me-

MAN:
I am so sorry
Madam
I do apologize
It’s unforgivable
I’m so embarrassed
But not only are we out of Earl Gray
We’re out of earl green
We’re out of earl red and blue
And everything in between!

CLAUDIA:
Ok then Lipton
I don't care what the fu-

MAN:
I apologize profusely
Madam
But we’re shit out of tea
Today

CLAUDIA:
You gotta be kidding

MAN:
"Je suis désolé"

CLAUDIA:
Fine, Diet Coke

MAN:
Madam, if I may...
I forgot to say,
By the way
We have no Coke
We have no Sprite
We have no Mountain Dew
No Fresca Lite
And I should add, although I do regret it
If you’re thinking beer or wine, forget it

CLAUDIA:
What is this Paraguay?
Do you have water?

MAN:
I will check

LEO:
To hell with it, let's just order

Here We Are the Musical Lyrics

Cafe Everything (Part: 1)
Cafe Everything (Part: 2)
Final Song