Gettin' the Band Back Together - Bart's Confession Lyrics

Broadway 2018
Gettin' the Band Back Together the Musical - Bart's Confession Lyrics

There is something I need to say...
I've been trying to find a way
To describe what's inside
I've been trying to hide

*Dialogue*

There's a time
In your path to become a man
When you see a bigger plan
And the road ahead
Takes a turn instead
Back to where you began
There's moment
When a cereal bowl is placed
And an arm brushes past a waist
When the passion inside
Lucky Charms collide
And I need a sweeter taste
I NEED MORE
I NEED MORE
I slept with your mom!
It never felf so right
We did it all through the night
And in the morning over a Pop-Tart
I slept with your mom!
I couldn't help myself
Your mom is so top shelf
And I can barely control my heart

*Dialogue*

Just last night
I was tied to your old bed
I can't recall a word she said
But I saw then and there
Gagged with her underwear
A vision in my head
Me and her
On a snowy Christmas Day
Quickly putting the porn away
As you rush through the door
Presents all on the floor
Then I hear you say
Daddy, I love you!
I slept with your mom!
And I don't care who knows
And we'll be more than bros
And I can write you into my will
Pounding 'til the morning
while she sucks my toes
Changing up positions if I get too close
Givin her the thunder
Breaking all kinds of laws
But it's okay
She's past menopause
And when I sleep with your mom
Not just another screw
I'll keep my mind on you
With each nightly thrill
I'll be there for you
Too

*Dialogue*

He slept with your mom
It never felt so right
They did it all through the night
While you were sleeping right next door
I slept with your mom!
He slept with your mom
I fuckin' slept with your mom!
He fuckin' slept with your mom!
I slept with your mom!
What are best friends
For!

Gettin' the Band Back Together the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Jersey
One of Those Guys
Gettin' the Band Back Together
Hava Naglia
Life Without Parole
Bart's Confession
Do Over