You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch Lyrics

Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas! The Musical
The Grinch - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch Lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mister Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine & a half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mister Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!


You're a rotter, Mister Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato
Splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mister Grinch,
With a nauseous super 'naus'!
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mister Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows,
And I quote 'Stink, stank, stunk'!

Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas! The Musical Lyrics

Who Likes Christmas? (Reprise)
Santa For a Day
Welcome, Christmas (Reprise)
You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Welcome, Christmas
Mr. Grinch