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The Original Broadway Production
Chicago the Musical - I Know A Girl Lyrics
VELMA
Can you imagine?
I mean can you imagine?
Do you believe it?
I mean, do you believe it?
I know a girl
A girl who lands on top
You could put her face
Into a pail of slop
And she'd come up smelling like a rose
How she does it, heaven knows.
REPORTER
Hold on, everybody, she's comin' out now.
(Roxie enters, followed by a very happy Doctor.)
Well, Doctor, is she or isn't she?
VELMA
She is.
DOCTOR
She is!
VELMA
I know a girl
A girl with so much luck
She could get run over by a two-ton truck
Then brush herself off and walk away
How she does it, I couldn't say
BILLY
So, Doc, would you swear to that statement in court?
DOCTOR
Oh, yeah.
BILLY
Good...you wanna button your fly?
VELMA
Whilst I on the other hand
Put my face in a pail of slop
And I would smell like a pail of slop
I, on the other hand
Get run over by a truck
And I am deader than a duck
I know a girl who tells so many lies
Anything that's true would truly cross her eyes
But what that mouse is selling
That whole world buys
And nobody smells a rat.
ROXIE
Oh, please Ladies and Gentlemen of the press - leave the two
of us alone so that we can rest.
VELMA
The two of us?
Can you imagine?
I mean, can you imagine?
REPORTER
Can I have one last picture, please?
ROXIE
Oh, sure, anything for the press.
VELMA
Do you believe it?
I mean, do you believe it?
ROXIE
My dear little baby
VELMA
"My dear little baby."
ROXIE
My sweet little baby
VELMA
"My sweet little..."
ROXIE
Look at my baby and me!
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I Know A Girl lyrics from Chicago the musical
Chicago the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
Overture
All That Jazz
Funny Honey
Cell Block Tango
When You're Good To Mama
All I Care About
A Little Bit Of Good
We Both Reached For The Gun
Roxie
I Can't Do It Alone
I Can't Do It Alone (Reprise)
My Own Best Friend
Entr' Acte
I Know A Girl
Me And My Baby
Mister Cellophane
When Velma Takes The Stand
Razzle Dazzle
Class
Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag
Finale
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