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2019 Broadway
Be More Chill the Musical - The Pitiful Children Lyrics
"The Pitiful Children" was written by Joe Iconis, performed by Jason Tam (Squip), Will Roland (Jeremy), Tiffany Mann (Jenna) & Ensemble.
THE SQUIP:
Christine is begging for assistance, Jeremy!
She's helpless and craving
She clearly needs saving
And you hold the key
Wo-ah!
Jeremy
If you get her corrected
You'll both be connected
Literally
Wo-oah
She's lost and overcome with hesita-a-ation
She wished she knew what life was all about
A SQUIP can fix her current situa-ation
Things improve without a doubt
It'll be you who helped her out
Let's save the pitiful children
ALL:
Woah
THE SQUIP:
Let's save the pitiful children
THE SQUIP & ALL:
Woah
THE SQUIP:
Let’s teach the pitiful children, who just haven’t a clue
Just what to do
He-elp them to he-e-elp you
JEREMY: (spoken)
Ladies' running shoes?
There's gotta be enough SQUIPS in here for..
THE SQUIP: (spoken)
The entire school?
Now put those pills in that beaker and fill it with Mountain Dew!
(sung)
Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?
People embracing
And interfacing
Beep bop boop boop
Christine will be so thoroughly deli-i-ghted
When you improve the lives of all her peers
Sync the school, get everyone united
Jocks and geeks will hug and chat, while—
JENNA ROLAN: (spoken)
Scuse me, what the frick is that?
JEREMY: (spoken)
A supercomputer from Japan that solves all your problems...
Uh, and mountain dew
JENNA ROLAN:
(spoken) Okay!
(sung) Ah, yeah!
JEREMY & THE SQUIP:
Let's save the pitiful children!
JENNA ROLAN:
Wo-oah
JEREMY & THE SQUIP:
Let's save the pitiful children!
JENNA ROLAN:
Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep
JEREMY & THE SQUIP:
Let’s teach the pitiful children, who just haven’t a clue
THE SQUIP:
Just what to do
He-elp them to he-elp you
JENNA ROLAN:
(vocalizing)
[INSTRUMENTAL]
JEREMY & THE SQUIP & ALL:
Let's save the pitiful children
THE SQUIP:
Beep beep beep beep boop
ALL:
Let's save the pitiful children
THE SQUIP:
SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP
ALL:
Let’s teach the pitiful children, who just haven’t a clue
THE SQUIP:
If that's what we do
If that's what we do
Then
ALL:
Everything about us is going to be wonderful
STUDENTS:
We love everything about SQUIPs
ALL:
Everything about us is going to be so alive
STUDENTS:
We could never live without SQUIPs
THE SQUIP:
You won't feel left out or unsure
ALL:
Not pitiful children anymore
'Cause
Everything about us is going to be cool
When... we... rule!
Other Songs: Be More Chill the Musical Lyrics 2019
The Pitiful Children Lyrics from Be More Chill the Musical
Be More Chill the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
More Than Survive
I Love Play Rehearsal
The SQUIP Song
Two-Player Game
The Squip Enters
Be More Chill Pt. 1
Do You Wanna Ride?
Be More Chill Pt. 2
Sync Up
More Than Survive (Reprise)
A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into
Upgrade
Loser Geek Whatever
Halloween
Do You Wanna Hang?
Michael in the Bathroom
The Smartphone Hour
The Pants Song
The Pitiful Children
The Play
Voices in My Head
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