9 To 5 - Cowgirl's Revenge Lyrics

2009 Broadway production
9 To 5 The Musical - Cowgirl's Revenge Lyrics

Music and lyrics by Dolly Parton.

DORALEE:
Yeehawwww!!!!
Hart, get your buns in here and make it snappy!
Well I'm a texas cowgirl
Where's my hat and rope?
Just like Annie Oakely in a wild west rodeo
This cowgirl's gonna take revenge
I aim to make you pay
For every ugly deed and every poker move you've made

(spoken) I got a little somin' for ya!

HART:
Well thank you that's very thoughtful

DORALEE:
Well go ahead try it on and let me see it on ya!
Turn around

HART:
Misses Rhodes I really don't think

DORALEE:
Oh come on now I wanna admire the whole package
if you get my drift
Wooooo! You got some nice buns on you Frank

HART:
Please do not talk to me like that

DORALEE:
I say when you got it flaunt it

HART:
Misses Rhodes, I'm not that kind of boy

DORALEE:
Get on back here, and let me feel those pecs.

HART:
Misses Rhodes we're running way behind here
Can we please just get back to buisness?

DORALEE:
Yipee-ay, kay-oh, with my lasso
I'm gonna rope you down!

ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentleman she's got him down!
He's down, he's on the ground!

DORALEE:
Yipee-ay kay-oh, when the time is right,
Gonna wrap it round and round.

ANNOUNCER:
She's got him down
He can't get up
She's reall'y got him bound

(Whip)

ENSEMBLE:
Woooo!

HART:
Wait! Is it because I'm a sexist, egotistical,
Lying, hypocritical bigot?

DORALEE:
Darn tittin'!
Time for you to fry!
Yodeloodlooo

ENSEMBLE:
Yodeledleodledoo!

DORALEE & ENSEMBLE:
Tell the cowgirl everywhere that I have been avenged
So simmer on that for awhile
It's called cowgirls revenge

DORALEE:
Yeehaw!!!

(Dog barks)

9 To 5 The Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
9 To 5
Around Here
Here For You
I Just Might
Backwoods Barbie
The Dance o' Death
Cowgirl's Revenge
Potion Notion
Joy To The Girls
Heart to Hart
Shine Like the Sun
One of the Boys
5 to 9
Always A Woman
Change It
Let Love Grow
Get Out and Stay Out
Finale