Shrek - Donkey Pot Pie Lyrics

Broadway production (2008)
Shrek the Musical - Donkey Pot Pie Lyrics

DRAGON:
Grrrrrrrrrrrroww!...

DONKEY:
Draaaaagooooooooon!

DRAGON:
You didn't knock when you entered, baby
You didn't wipe your feet.

DONKEY:
(terrified)
Aww, geez.

DRAGON:
I didn't see no Open House sign.
Is this is a Trick or Trade?
OO-oo-oo!

DONKEY:
A little help here!

DRAGON:
You need to brush up on fairytales, friend.
Cause dragons like their sleep.

DONKEY:
Go on and grab some shut-eye!

DRAGON:
I wrote the book on fire-breathing.
Why don't you read it and we-ee-eep?

DONKEY:
I'm actually already in a book club.
We're reading Angela's Ashes.

DRAGON:
I'm gonna shake you.
I'm gonna bake you.
I'm gonna make you a donkey pot pie.

DONKEY:
What?

DRAGON:
Salisbury steak you
I'll frosted flake you
I'll paty-cake you, my donkey pot pie
Yeah!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

DONKEY:
What a minute!
My, what big teeth you have.
They're so... sparklin' white.
I bet you hear this from all of your food,
but you much bleach at night.

Is that a hint of minty freshness.
(Oh, I am scared to death!)
I like a girl with a dazzlin' smile.
And tic-tac on her breath.
Oh-oh-oh...oh-oh...
Don't kill me,
lady with the pretty teeth.

DRAGON:
I'm gonna love you,

DONKEY:
Uh-oh.

DRAGON:
And take hold of you.

DONKEY:
Slow down, baby.

DRAGON:
I'll velvet glove you...

DONKEY:
Velvet glove me?

DRAGON:
My donkey pot pie!
I'm gonna keep you.
Little Litle Bo Peep you.
I'm gonna sweep you
up into the...
...skyyyyyyyy.

I'm gonna squeeze you.
I'm gonna tease you.
I'm gonna please you.
I'm gonna have me
a big ol' honkin'
sloppy gloppy cherry on the toppy

piece of donkey!
Pot!
Pie...
Na-nana-nanana!
Donkey!

DONKEY:
Oo!

DRAGON:
Donkey!

DONKEY:
Hey!

DRAGON:
Donkey!

DONKEY:
Ai!

DRAGON:
Pot!

DONKEY:
Yeah!

DRAGON:
Pie!

[Thanks to Kity for lyrics]

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Donkey Pot Pie song Lyrics from Shrek


Shrek the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Big Bright Beautiful World
Story Of My Life
Don't Let Me Go
I Know It's Today
What's Up, Duloc?
Travel Song
Donkey Pot Pie
This Is How A Dream Comes True
Who I'd Be
Morning Person
I Think I Got You Beat
The Ballad Of Farquaad
Make A Move
When Words Fail
Morning Person (Reprise)
Build A Wall
Freak Flag
Big Bright Beautiful World (Reprise)
This Is Our Story
I'm A Believer