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2024 Encores!
Once Upon a Mattress the Musical - Happily Ever After Lyrics
WINNIFRED:
They all live happily, happily, happily ever after.
The couple is happily leaving
The chapel eternally tied.
As the curtain descends,
There is nothing but loving and laughter.
When the fairy tale ends
The heroine's always a bride.
Ella, the girl of the cinders did the wash
And the walls and the winders.
But she landed a prince
Who was brawny and blue-eyed and blond.
Still, I honestly doubt
That she could ever have done it
Without that crazy lady with the wand.
Cinderella had outside help!
I have no one but me?
Fairy godmother, godmother, godmother!
Where can you be?
I haven't got a fairy godmother.
I haven't got a godmother.
I have a mother?
A plain, ordinary woman!
Snow white was so pretty they tell us
That the queen was insulted and jealous
When the mirror declared
That snow white was the fairest of all.
She was dumped on the border
But was saved by some men who adored 'er;
Oh, I grant you, they were small.
But there were seven of them!
Practically a regiment!
I'm alone in the night.
By myself, not a dwarf,
Not an elf, not a goblin in sight!
That girl had seven determined little men working day
And night just for her!
Oh sure!
The queen gave her a poisoned apple.
Even so she lived happily, happily, happily every after!
A magical kiss counteracted the apple eventually?
Though I know I'm not clever
I'll do what they tell me I hafta!
I want some happily ever after to happen to me!
Winnifred maid of the mire,
Has one simple human desire
Oh, I ask for no more
Than two shoes on the floor next to mine.
Oh? Someone to fly
And to float with to swim in the marsh
And the moat with as for this one?
Well, he'd be fine.
But now it's all up to me?
And I'm burning to bring it about.
If I don't I'll be stuck with goodbye
And good luck and get out!
But I don't wanna get out! I wanna get in!
I want to get into some happily, happily ever after.
I want to walk happily out
Of the chapel eternally tied.
For I know that I'll never live happily
Ever after 'til after I'm a bride!
And then I'll be happily happy,
Yes, Happily happy!
And thoroughly satisfied!
Satisfied! Satisfied!
Oh Yeah!
Review: Once Upon a Mattress the Musical Lyrics
Once Upon a Mattress the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
Many Moons Ago
An Opening For a Princess
In a Little While
Shy
The Minstrel, the Jester, and I
Sensitivity
The Swamps of Home
Normandy
Song of Love
Quiet
Goodnight, Sweet Princess
Happily Ever After
Man to Man Talk
Very Soft Shoes
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