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2018 Broadway
MEAN GIRLS the Musical - Meet the Plastics Lyrics
"Meet the Plastics" is a song from Mean Girls the Musical performed by Taylor Louderman (Regina), Ashley Park (Gretchen), Kate Rockwell (Karen), Barrett Wilbert Weed (Janis), Grey Henson (Damian) and Erika Henningsen (Cady).
CADY: (spoken)
Woah. Who is at that table over there?
DAMIAN: (spoken)
Don’t look at them, just don’t!
DAMIAN:
We call those three 'The Plastics'
They're shiny, fake, and hard
JANIS:
They play their little mind games
All around the schoolyard
DAMIAN:
They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name
JANIS:
Like they mocked Jen Morecock
'Til she burst into flame
DAMIAN: (spoken)
And Ms. Morecock was a teacher
JANIS: (spoken)
Regina George is the queen bee
She's always dressed up
She always wins Spring Fling Queen
We’re just drones who work for her, then die
REGINA:
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these, these are real
I've got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a chihuahua
I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
I never weigh more than one-fifteen
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don't care who you are
I don't care how you feel
JANIS: (spoken)
That’s Gretchen Wieners, she knows everything about everybody
DAMIAN: (spoken)
That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets
GRETCHEN:
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I worm your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
DAMIAN, JANIS:
Disaster!
GRETCHEN:
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
As I am seated at her right hand
DAMIAN, GRETCHEN:
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus
JANIS: (spoken)
That is Karen Smith:
The dumbest person you will ever meet
Damian: (spoken)
I once saw her put a “D” in the word “orange.”
KAREN:
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny
It barely covers
My perky hiney
My name is Karen
I may not be smart...
That's it
REGINA:
Right
We never really do this
But how would you like to
Have lunch with us this week
CADY: (spoken)
Oh, it’s okay, I…
REGINA:
No, no need for you to thank us
There's no need to even speak
GRETCHEN:
You're new and you don't know things
You need good friends who can tell you what to think
See you here same time tomorrow
KAREN:
On Wednesdays we wear pink
REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN:
On Wednesdays we wear pink!
REGINA:
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
GRETCHEN:
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
KAREN:
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny
REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN:
Wear something nice and grab a tray
'Cause we don't do this everyday
Say here's where you belong
Say here's where you belong
REGINA: (spoken)
No, really. Say it
REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN:
Say here's where you belong!
CADY:
Here’s where I belong!
GRETCHEN:
Come sit with us tomorrow
It'll be fetch!
Other Songs: Mean Girls the Musical Songs Lyrics
Meet the Plastics lyrics from Mean Girls the musical
MEAN GIRLS the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
A Cautionary Tale
It Roars
It Roars (Reprise)
Where Do You Belong?
Meet the Plastics
Stupid With Love
Apex Predator
What's Wrong with Me?
Stupid With Love (Reprise)
S*xy
Someone Gets Hurt
Revenge Party
Fearless
Someone Gets Hurt (Reprise)
Stop
What's Wrong With Me (Reprise)
Whose House Is This?
More Is Better
Someone Gets Hurt (Reprise 2)
World Burn
I'd Rather Be Me
Fearless (Reprise)
Do This Thing
I See Stars
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