2016 Broadway revival Falsettos the Musical - Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist Lyrics
“Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist” is a song performed by Anthony Rosenthal (Jason), Christian Borle (Marvin), Stephanie J. Block (Trina), Andrew Rannells (Whizzer) from the musical FALSETTOS and is written by William Finn and James Lapine.
TRINA: Darling, please see a psychiatrist. He doesn't bite, and he might Help you understand Why you are so angry and despised By all those guys Who have not been, they have not been analyzed.
Yet, sweetheart, please do not get hysterical. Reason will win the day, trust me! Mother never lies. No one is saying you're a sick neurotic, But you could find some help. Hear me out, please. Yes, you could find some help, He could help you realize
How confused you are! Yes, it's very clear. Daddy's sincere, but a schmo! You and I must trust our emotions, Make no commotions. Will you go'
JASON: No!
MARVIN: Jason, please see a psychiatrist. He's just a psychiatrist. I'll pay the bill until you're old.
(Marvin repeats his verse, overlapping with the next two verses)
TRINA: (overlapping) Darling, please listen to your father. (I can't transcribe the rest of this by ear)
JASON: (overlapping) No, I won't go! I will not go! Never, never, never, never, Never, never, never, never-
TRINA & MARVIN: What a mess this is, this family! Experts can see this is so!
TRINA, MARVIN, and JASON: Photographs can't capture our magic, We're simply tragic!
TRINA and MARVIN: Will you go'
JASON: No!
TRINA and MARVIN: Jason, please see a psychiatrist! He's not-
JASON: I won't say boo!
TRINA and MARVIN: Exorbitant, and he's very smart!
JASON: If intelligence were the only criterion, Then I wouldn't really need a psychiatrist, would I'
TRINA: No.
JASON: Would I'
MARVIN: No.
JASON: Just because you failed as parents'
TRINA: ...Get thee to a psychiatrist!
MARVIN: Ah, hey, kid, listen-
JASON: I don't need-
TRINA and MARVIN: He needs a psychiatrist!
JASON: I want-
TRINA and MARVIN: A psychiatrist!
JASON: I want to speak with Whizzer!
MARVIN: Speak with whom'
JASON: With Whizzer.
MARVIN: With Whizzer'
TRINA: With Whizzer.
JASON: With Whizzer.
MARVIN: (speaking) Oh my god.
TRINA, MARVIN, and JASON: (singing) Whizzer! Whizzer! Whizzer! Whizzer!
JASON: Whizzer, do you think I should see a psychiatrist'
WHIZZER: I'm not sure, Jason. Jason, maybe so. Absolutely, Jason.
JASON: ...OK, I'll go.
WHIZZER: He'll go'
JASON: I'll go.
TRINA: He'll go!
JASON: If he comes here-
MARVIN: He'll go.
ALL: He/I'll go!
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Falsettos the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS Four Jews in a Room Bitching A Tight Knit Family Love is Blind Thrill of First Love Marvin at the Psychiatrist (A Three-Part Mini-Opera) Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist This Had Better Come to an End I'm Breaking Down A Marriage Proposal Trina's Song March of the Falsettos The Chess Game Making a Home The Games I Play Marvin Goes Crazy I Never Wanted to Love You Father to Son Welcome to Falsettoland The Year of the Child Miracle of Judaism The Baseball Game A Day in Falsettoland The Fight / Everyone Hates His Parents What More Can I Say Something Bad Is Happening Holding to the Ground Days Like This Unlikely Lovers Another Miracle of Judaism You Gotta Die Sometime Jason's Bar Mitzvah What Would I Do?
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