Drag - Gay as Hell Lyrics

2022 Studio Cast Recording
Drag: The Musical - Gay as Hell Lyrics

The song is written by Alaska Thunderfuck, Ashley Gordon, and Tomas Costanza.

JAMIE TORCELLINI:
I chased all the tales, all the tales I tell
'Cause I'm drunk and I'm high and I'm gay as hell

The only other Mary who could drink as much as me
Was old five foot three of genius known as Truman Capote
At his masquerade of mayhem back in 1966
We wrote a silly little shanty that goes like this

I chased all the tales, all the tales I tell
'Cause I'm drunk and I'm high and I'm gay as hell

The finest feather in my cap was back in '67
I was out on Faroe Island, still in the closet, it was heaven
He said his name was Marcus
But it was really Marlon Brando
And the moment that he spanked me
I thanked god I went commando

I chased all the tales, all the tales I tell
'Cause I'm drunk and I'm high and I'm gay as hell

I snorted lines for days with the drummer from the Eagles
And went to bed with three or four or five of the Village People
In '86, I fought for my right to party with the Beasties
And all my life, I fought the fight for all you LGBTs

I chased all the tales, all the tales I tell
'Cause I'm drunk and I'm high and I'm gay as hell
La-la-la-la-la, gay as hell
La-la-la-la-la, gay as hell

Drag: The Musical Lyrics

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Queen Kitty
The Accounting Song
Drag Is Expensive
Wigs
Gay as Hell
Gloria Schmidt
Out of Your League
It's So Pretty
I'm Just Brendan
We Need Money
Jerry's Dead
Two Bitches are Better Than One
Real Queens
Welcome to the Catfish
Brendan Is His Name