Drag - Gloria Schmidt Lyrics |
2022 Studio Cast Recording Drag: The Musical - Gloria Schmidt Lyrics
The song is written by Alaska Thunderfuck, Ashley Gordon, and Tomas Costanza. Performed by Fortune Feimster, Max Von Essen, Michelle Visage.
My name is Gloria Schmidt from the IRS I hope that it's a good time, but I couldn't care less My name is Gloria Schmidt and I'm here to say My very favorite thing is to ruin your day Like a meter maid with a fresh new ticket Or an army of ants at your stupid little picnic Like your business partner who is screwing your wife I take no greater pleasure than in ruining your life
What are you, the Avon lady? The IRS doesn't make house calls Well, as your case manager, I wanted to tell you in person that we've miscalculated your audit deadline Wait, so does this mean we have more time to get our books straight? Ah, these are the moments that make my life worth living Maestro
My name is Gloria Schmidt I think it's very sweet That you thought we would give more time to make your ends meet And telling you this will make my life complete You actually have until the end of the week The end of the week, the end of the week You actually have until the end of the week And in the likely event that you just cannot pay We'll take everything you care about and lock you away I'm Gloria Schmidt, I'm Gloria Schmidt I really, really hope that I make you feel like shit I'm Gloria Schmidt, oh, ain't life a bitch? Did you get my name? Take my card Goodbye
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