Here Comes James Hewitt Lyrics

2021 Broadway
DIANA the Musical - Here Comes James Hewitt Lyrics

Performed by Judy Kaye (Barbara), Gareth Keegan (James) and Cast.

BARBARA: (spoken)
It's me again, Barbara Cartland. (Chuckles)
Now, where were we?

(sung)
If your prince leaves you wanting more
And royal life is a royal bore
Why not score a man of war
Here comes
Here comes

JAMES:
Jaaaaames...
Hewitt!

FEMALE ENSEMBLE MEMBERS]
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
James Hewitt

JAMES: (spoken)
Ladies

CAST:
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
James Hewitt

JAMES: (spoken)
Other ladies

CAST:
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

JAMES:
Let's do it!

Ladies
If your life has gone off course
You don't need no messy divorce
All you need is a man on a horse!

CAST & BARBARA:
Here comes, here comеs

JAMES:
I can take you for a ride

CAST:
James, Jamеs, James

JAMES:
All your troubles cast aside
You'll dismount satisfied
All you need is a man on a horse!

CAST & BARBARA:
Here comes, here comes

BARBARA:
His stomach is slim
His muscles are tight
A he-man like him
Who cares if he's bright?!

CAST:
You'll sing his hymn
When the lights are dim

BARBARA:
Here comes!

CAST:
Here comes!

JAMES: (spoken)
James Hewitt, Your Royal Highness

DIANA: (spoken)
Officer Hewitt, I hear you offer lessons

JAMES: (spoken)
There's only one type of lesson I offer: riding lessons

CAST:
Oh, oh, oh James Hewitt

JAMES: (spoken)
I assumed your husband gives you riding lessons

DIANA: (spoken)
He's tried. He's not very good

CAST:
Oh, oh, oh, you go, girl

JAMES: (spoken)
Well perhaps he just doesn't have the proper horse

DIANA: (spoken)
And do you have the proper horse?

JAMES: (spoken)
Your Royal Highness, I think you'd adore my horse

BARBARA: (spoken)
Oh, all right, all right!
I just made up those bits of dialogue,
But aren't they delicious?
They are! They are! (Chuckles) Now, listen

BARBARA:
Soon he hoists her up on a mare
Then the stallion takes it from there
He dared go where few men tread:
James Hewitt

CAST:
James Hewitt

BARBARA:
Did do it

CAST & BARBARA:
Did do it...
In our Princess's bed!

[Thanks to Harman for lyrics]



Songs: Diana the Musical Lyrics
Diana the Musical Here Comes James Hewitt Lyrics


Diana the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Underestimated
The Worst Job in England
This Is How You People Dance
Snap, Click
Whatever Love Means Anyway
I Will
The World Fell in Love
Happiness/Simply Breathe
She Moves in the Most Modern Ways
Diana (The Rage)
As I Love You
I Miss You Most on Sundays
Pretty, Pretty Girl
Here Comes James Hewitt
Him & Her (& Him & Her)/ Just Dance
Secrets and Lies
The Main Event
Whatever Love Means Anyway (Reprise)
Pretty, Pretty Girl (Reprise)
Snap, Click (Reprise)
The Words Came Pouring Out
I Miss You Most on Sundays (Reprise)
The Dress
The Servant Quartet
An Officer's Wife
If (Light The World)