Be More Chill - The Pants Song Lyrics

2019 Broadway
Be More Chill the Musical - The Pants Song Lyrics

"The Pants Song" was written by Joe Iconis, performed by Jason "SweetTooth" Williams (Mr. Heere) & George Salazar (Michael).

MR. HEERE:
Jeremy
Is in big bad trouble right now
He's ashamed of me, apparently
Still, I gotta help him somehow
I don’t know what he wants
But I know what he needs
He'll need a dad so strong
To help him not slip away
I haven't been a dad for so long
But I think I’m ready today
Situation is grave
Now's the time to be brave
I'm gonna finally make that climb
One leg at a time!

When you love somebody
You put your pants on for them!
When you love somebody
You take a chance just for 'em
Chance just for 'em!
If the road gets muddy
Focus on your goal 'till the rough stuff's gone
When you love somebody
You put your pants on!

I need you, 'cause I do not have the tools
To help with what he’s going through
And I know you know all the rules

MICHAEL:
But I’m not what he wants

MR HEERE:
But you're just what he needs
This might be hard, I know
But just suck it up and go!

When you love somebody
You put your pants on for them!
When you love somebody
You take a stance just for ’em
Stance just for 'em!
If the fight gets bloody
Just keep pushing through 'till the pain is gone
When you love somebody
You put your pants on!

MICHAEL: (spoken)
Look, I already tried to help him!
And he called me a loser, so—

MR. HEERE: (spoken)
He called me a loser! So what?
Jeremy's in serious trouble!
And if we give up on him now we may lose him forever!
Then we would be losers, huh?
Is that what you want?

MICHAEL: (spoken)
No...

MR. HEERE: (spoken)
Say it like you mean it!

MICHAEL: (spoken)
No...

MR. HEERE: (spoken)
Say it like you’re in the army!

MICHAEL: (spoken)
No! Sergeant? I don't know, I—

MR. HEERE: (spoken)
Ten-hut!

MICHAEL:
When you love somebody
You put your pants on for them

MR. HEERE:
Wear those pants

MICHAEL:
Somewhat reluctantly

MR. HEERE & MICHAEL:
Still, you gotta go!
When you love somebody
You put your pants on for them!
Metaphorically

MR. HEERE:
Or sometimes actual pants, real literal pants

MR HEERE & MICHAEL:
It's a classic study
Of the things we do for our best friend!
When you love somebody

MICHAEL:
You see it 'till the end

MR. HEERE & MICHAEL:
When you love somebody

MR. HEERE:
The conclusion's foregone

MR. HEERE & MICHAEL:
When you love somebody
You put your big boy pants right on
You put your pants on!

Songs: Be More Chill the Musical Lyrics 2019
The Pants Song Lyrics from Be More Chill the Musical

Be More Chill the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
More Than Survive
I Love Play Rehearsal
The SQUIP Song
Two-Player Game
The Squip Enters
Be More Chill Pt. 1
Do You Wanna Ride?
Be More Chill Pt. 2
Sync Up
More Than Survive (Reprise)
A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into
Upgrade
Loser Geek Whatever
Halloween
Do You Wanna Hang?
Michael in the Bathroom
The Smartphone Hour
The Pants Song
The Pitiful Children
The Play
Voices in My Head