Bubble Boy - It's an Elk Lyrics

The new musical based on the 2001 cult classic film of the same name
Bubble Boy the Musical - It's an Elk Lyrics

PUSHPAHP: (spoken)
Oh, no. What have I done?

JIMMY: (spoken)
I think you just killed a cow-

PUSHPAHP: (spoken)
No! No. This is not a cow.

(sung)
It's an elk
It's a gnu
A wildebeest, a bison or perhaps a caribou

I deduce
It's a moose

JIMMY: (spoken)
I think it's a cow.

PUSHPAHP:
Then kill me now

It's a llama
It's a yak
Or maybe it's a camel with no humps upon its back

What does it say?
Does it nay?

JIMMY: (spoken)
I think it moos.

PUSHPAHP:
Then I lose

According to the Mahābhārata
He who kills the sacred cow has gotta
Spend one year burning in Hell at the least
For every hair that's upon the holy beast

Look at that hair!
Look at that hair!
That's a lot of freaking hair!
(wailing)

It's an okapi
It's an impala
A buffalo, a zebu, an oversized koala

How I hope
It's an antelope

JIMMY: (spoken)
I'm pretty sure it's a cow.

PUSHPAHP:
Then kill me now

Since I was a boy I'd never harm a
Fly, you see, there's something known as karma
I've tried to live my life without reproach
But now I'm coming back as a cock-a-roach!
As a cock-
As a cock-
As a cock-, as a cock-, as a cock-
As a cock-a-roach!


Other Album Songs: Bubble Boy the Musical Songs Lyrics
It's an Elk lyrics from Bubble Boy the musical

Bubble Boy the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Bubble Boy
It Will Be Chloe
Stay Clean
Decontaminate Me
Prom Night
It Will Be Mark
Prom Night (Reprise)
Falling for the Boy (Reprise)
Out of Here
Bring Back My Boy
It's an Elk
There's a Bubble Around My Heart
I Stole a Bus
You Can See the Moon Today
I'd Rather Spend One Minute Holding You
Finale