The Book of Mormon - Spooky Mormon Hell Dream Lyrics

Original Broadway Production (2011)
The Book of Mormon: the Musical - Spooky Mormon Hell Dream Lyrics


ELDER PRICE:
Long ago when I was five,
I snuck in the kitchen late at night
And ate a donut with a maple glaze.

My father asked who ate the snack
I said that it was my brother Jack,
And Jack got grounded for 14 days.

I've lived with that guilt
All of my life
And the terrible vision
That I had that night!

No!  Please, I don't wanna go baaaaaack!!!!

CHORUS:
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Down, down thy soul is cast!
From the Earth whenceforth ye fell!
THe path of fire leades thee to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

Welcome back to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
You are having
A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!

ELDER PRICE:
And now I've gone and done it again!

CHORUS:
Rectus!

ELDER PRICE:
I've committed another awful sin!

CHORUS:
Dominus!

ELDER PRICE:
I left my mission companion
All alone...

CHORUS:
Spookytus!

ELDER PRICE:
Oh God, how could I have done this to you?!

CHORUS:
Deus!

ELDER PRICE:
How could I break rule seventy-two?

CHORUS:
Creepyus!

ELDER PRICE:
And now my soul hath just been
Thrown-
Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

CHORUS:
Down, down to Satan's realm!
See  where you belong!
There is nothing you can do!
No escape from
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

JESUS:
You blamed your brother for eating the donut,
and now you walk out on your mission companion?!  You're a DICK!

ELDER PRICE:
Jesus, I'm sorry!

CHORUS:
Jesus hates you, this we know!
For Jesus just told you so!

SKELETON 1:
You remember Lucifer!

SKELETON 2:
He is even spookier!

SATAN:
Minions of Hades,
Have you heard the news?
Kevin was caught playing hooky!
Now he's back
With all you Cath'lics and Jews
It's super spooky-wooky!

ELDER PRICE:
I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me
To break the rules, please I
Don't wanna be in this
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

CHORUS:
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
Genghis Khan, Jeffrey Dahmer,
Hitler, Johnnie Cochran!
The spirits all surround you,
Spooky spooky spooky!

ADOLPH HITLER:
I started a war, and killed millions of Jews!

GENGHIS KHAN:
I slaughtered the Chinese!

JEFFREY DAHMER:
I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse!

JOHNNIE COCHRAN:
I got O.J. freed!

ELDER PRICE:
You think that\'s bad?
I broke rule seventy-two!

HITLER, KHAN, DAHMER, COCHRAN:
Hoh?!?!?

ELDER PRICE:
I left my companion!
I'm way worse than you!
I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

CHORUS:
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

KHAN:
AHHHH-

ELDER PRICE:
Please, Heavenly Father!  Give me one more chance! 
I won't break the rules again!

I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!

CHORUS:
Welcome, welcome
To Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
You are never waking up
From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

ELDER PRICE:
Oh, please help me Father!  Please let me wake up! 
Give me one more chance!  I won't let you down again!

CHORUS:
Down, down thy soul is cast!
From the Earth whenceforth ye fell!
This must be it, you must be there,
You must be in-
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!

[Thanks to Maddie Cook for lyrics]


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The Book of Mormon: the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Hello!
Two By Two
You And Me (But Mostly Me)
Hasa Diga Eebowai
Turn It Off
I Am Here For You
All American Prophet
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
Man Up
Making Things Up Again
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
I Believe
Baptize Me
I Am Africa
Joseph Smith American Moses
Tomorrow Is A Latter Day