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2007 Broadway
Young Frankenstein the Musical - He Vas My Boyfriend Lyrics
[Frau Blucher]
Love comes when you least suspect it,
love dances in on a whim,
I thought maybe I could direct it,
But I never expected...
A guuy like him.
He was a bully und a brute,
he vas as crazy as a coot,
still I didn't give a hoot,
He vas my boyfriend!
With ev'ry voman he vould flirt,
He alvays treated me like dirt,
But I vas happy to be hurt,
He vas my boyfriend!
I vas as pure as a virgin meadow,
lying with Vicotr in the gloam.
Then he turned to me, that charmer, whispered,
"Let's play farmer."
And plowed me 'til the cows came home!
He vas a monster and a beast,
His midnight bangings never ceased,
it didn't faze me in the least,
He vas my boyfriend!
(spoken)
I'll never forget the first time I met Victor.
It vas on the village green,
at the annual bock beer festival,
Where every beer cost a bock.
I vas an innocent young lamb and he was a dirty old goat.
Ve vere made for each other.
All of a sudden, he took out his paraphernalia and shouted,
"Let's play croquet!", and off to the field ve vent.
He carried his hoops and mallets and I carried his balls.
What a festival! Fun and games all day long.
Archery, badminton, potato sack.
Victor won the three-legged race...all by himself.
It vas love at first sight.
(sung)
He vas the one I gave my heart to,
but ve never wed even so,
If I mentioned wedlock,
he'd put me in a headlock!
Vhen I asked to be his wife,
he stabbed me with a kitchen knife,
Ach, where did the good times go?
If he had an angry fit,
I vas the first thing that he'd hit,
but I didn't give a shit...
He vas my boyfriend!
Other Songs: Young Frankenstein the Musical Lyrics
He Vas My Boyfriend Lyrics Young Frankenstein the Musical
Young Frankenstein the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
The Happiest Town
The Brain
Please Don't Touch Me
Together Again
Roll In The Hay
Join The Family Business
He Vas My Boyfriend
The Law
Life, Life
Welcome To Transylvania
Transylvania Mania
He's Loose
Listen to Your Heart
Surprise
Please Send Me Someone
Man About Town
Puttin' On The Ritz
Deep Love
Frederick's Soliloquy
Finale
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