The Wedding Singer - Not That Kind of Thing Lyrics

2006 Broadway
The Wedding Singer the Musical - Not That Kind of Thing Lyrics

CLERK (spoken):
Now, kids, couples always argue when they come here to register.
My advice is, be very careful..

(sung)
It's a situation first fight.
I've seen couples face disaster.

Why not tell yourselves you're both wrong,
Both right. It means that you'll make up faster.

ROBBIE:
I hate to tell you but we're not with each other.
We're sister and brother.

JULIA:
And he's the slow one.

ROBBIE:
She's an idiot according to mother.

JULIA:
It takes one to know one.

ROBBIE & JULIA:
Tell the night to save it's moonlight.
Tell the birds not to sing.
Tell the stars in the heavens they've been misaligned.
'Cause it's not that kind of thing.

CRYSTAL (spoken):
Look, a sale on towels!
Hold my purse for me.

MOOKIE (spoken):
Baby, please. No.

CRYSTAL (spoken):
I said hold it!

JULIA (spoken):
Um, Robbie? Hold my purse?

ROBBIE (spoken):
No.

JULIA (spoken):
I said hold it!

CRYSTAL:
You get stuck with them for better,

JULIA:
or worse.

JULIA & CRYSTAL:
No matter which way you stack it.

ROBBIE & MOOKIE:
It's emasculating holding a purse.

ROBBIE:
And it doesn't match my jacket.

Your evil scheme has worked out just as you planned it,
I now understand it.

JULIA:
I shop, you carry.

ROBBIE:
I do the work and you make out like a bandit.

JULIA:
It's true.

ROBBIE (spoken):
No. It's scary.

JULIA (spoken):
No. You're scary!

ROBBIE (spoken):
You're scary!

ROBBIE & JULIA & ENSEMBLE:
Tell the night to save it's moonlight.
Tell the birds not to sing.
Tell the stars in the heavens they've been misaligned.
'Cause it's not that kind of thing.

ROBBIE:
True, there are times
when her eyes meet mine and linger there.
Maybe a bit too long.

JULIA:
And I wonder, is there something hidden in his stare.

ROBBIE & JULIA:
No, I couldn't be more wrong.

ALL:
Tell the night to save it's moonlight.
Tell the birds not to sing.
Tell the stars in the heavens they've been misaligned.
'Cause it's not that kind.
No it's not that kind.
No it's not that kind of thing.

JULIA (spoken):
Oh my God, Robbie.
That's the dress. That's the dress I was meant to get married in!
You think I'll look all right?

ROBBIE (spoken):
You'll look beautiful.


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The Wedding Singer Lyrics Not That Kind of Thing

The Wedding Singer the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
It's Your Wedding Day
Someday
A Note from Linda
Pop!
Somebody Kill Me
A Note from Grandma
Casualty of Love
Come Out of the Dumpster
Today You Are a Man
George's Prayer
Not That Kind of Thing
Saturday Night in the City
All About the Green
Someday (Reprise)
Right in Front of Your Eyes
Single
If I Told You
Let Me Come Home
If I Told You (Reprise)
Move That Thang
Grow Old with You
It's Your Wedding Day (Finale)